Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

Pamela Springsteen: Angela

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Quotes 

• Angela : Let this be a lesson to you.

  [lights match] 

  Angela : Say no to drugs.

  [sets Brooke on fire] 

• Angela : Nice girls don't have to show it off.

• Sean : Angela... You're Angela Baker, the Angel of Death. I should have called you Peter.

  Angela : My name is Angela Johnson.

  Sean : You're Angela Baker. You killed all those kids at Camp Arawak.

  Angela : I've been Angela Johnson for four years.

  Sean : How did you get this job here?

  Angela : Easy. I've got great recommendations from doctors, psychiatrists, even clergymen. I did my time. Two years of therapy, electroshock, was on every pill you ever heard of, plus an operation. I'm completely cured. If I wasn't they wouldn't have let me out. How do you know so much about me?

  Sean : My dad's a cop. He helped arrest you. You should have heard him the day you got out.

  Angela : That's too bad. Wait 'til he hears what's happened to you.

• Angela : [after stabbing Ally]  Get up. Get up! Get in there. Get in the toilet!

  [shoves Ally into outhouse] 

  Angela : What's down there?

  Angela : Answer me!

  Ally : Shit!

  Angela : That's right one of your favorite words. Do you mind if I borrow it for a moment? You've been a shitty friend and a shitty camper. What else is down there? Answer me!

  Ally : Piss!

  Angela : You've pissed away your good looks and God-given talent your whole life and turned it into nothing but a cynical dirty mouth waste of flesh! What else is down there?

  Ally : I dunno!

  Angela : Well, then, I guess you're just going to have to climb in and find out.

  Angela : Leeches, Ally! For a leech like you!

  Angela : You should have been the first to go.

• Angela : I'm giving you one last chance, Mare. We're sleeping out tomorrow night. Just say your sorry.

  Mare : Never! I would rather die first, Angela.

  Mare : [Angela reaches for something in the backseat]  What are you looking for, a gun?

  Angela : No, a drill.

• Angela : Ooooh, I'm a happy camper, I love the summer sun. I love the trees and forest, I'm always having fun! Ooooh, I'm a happy camper, I love the clear blue sky, and with the grace of God, I'll camp until I die!

• Uncle John : I used to brag that every good kid in New York came here, but now I have trouble filling half the cabins with god knows who. Whatever happened to the good kids in the world?

  Angela : Don't talk like that, Uncle John. There's lots of good kids. We just have to weed out the bad.

• [Angela lured Ally into a trap] 

  Angela : I didn't think you'll fall for it. You're dumber than I thought.

  Ally : Well, you're more fucked up than I thought.

• Angela : [leaving a cabin full of victims]  Good night campers.

• Molly : Where do you think she is?

  Angela : Probably fornicating.

• [as blindfolded campers stick their hands into boxes of various gross stuff] 

  T.C. : Gross! Slimy gopher guts!

  Diane : Look out! Putrid wild elephant hearts!

  Angela : Dead teenagers' brains!

  Diane : Angela, what's really in there?

  Angela : Dead teenagers' brains.

• Judd : [Angela knocks him down and prepares to bring a running chainsaw down upon him]  No, don't.

  Angela : [She brings the chainsaw down upon him]  Sorry, but once I start a task, I always finish.

• Angela : Too bad they haven't figured out a way to make french fries nutritious. I'm a nut when it comes to french fries!

• Angela : Okay now as I'm sure everybody has heard by now I sent the Simpson sisters home.