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Melissa : You are nuts!
Nick : Shut up, Melissa.
Melissa : I don't believe you. You people give me the creeps.
[walks away]
Nick : Hey, where do you think you're going?
Melissa : I'm going back to bed. You wanna come?
Nick : Look, Melissa, just stay here with us.
Melissa : It's not my style.
Nick : Don't go out there!
Melissa : Fuck you. And fuck you both!
[opens the door to see Jason standing there; he bludgeons her head with an axe]
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Melissa : Eddie... Eddie! This isn't going to work out.
Eddie : What's the matter?
Melissa : I lied.
Eddie : Lied about what?
Melissa : About everything. You just don't turn me on, really. But c'mon, at least I gave you a chance. You just didn't come through. Anyway, I was kind of hoping Nick would come back and find you with me.
Eddie : Why'd you lie?
Melissa : You know, make him jealous.
Eddie : Rejection. Okay, fine. I can take it. I've been rejected by some of the finest science fiction magazines in the continental United States!
Melissa : Eddie, where are you going?
Eddie : To take a cold shower. I got a date with a soap on a rope.
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Melissa : Hi, I'm Melissa.
Tina : I'm Tina from next door.
Melissa : [snottily] I know!
Russell : Maddy, who's friend is that scuzball dope head?
Melissa : Only the birthday boy's best friend!
Maddy : [grabbing Melissa's necklace] Melissa, those are so pretty. They are absolutely gorgeous. Are they real?
David : [enters kitchen] What a stupid place to put a lamp.
Melissa : There real! On my birthday, my daddy says to me, "Melissa, you are the perfect daughter," and he gives me these and says, "To the best little girl in the whole world!"