For Keeps? (1988)

Kenneth Mars: Mr. Bobrucz

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Quotes 

• Mr. Babrucz : Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed!

• Mr. Bobrucz : You, Fifi, can take your French fruit and stuff it up your big bird!

• Donna Elliot : Abortion is not a dirty word. It's a simple medical solution.

  Mr. Babrucz : Hey, you can just forget about abortion! Because, this kid's going up for adoption and that's that!

  Donna Elliot : Well, obviously you never heard of the word: choice. But, then, why would you? It's not a four letter word.

• Stan : Why don't we just keep it.

  Mr. Babrucz : Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.

  Donna Elliot : No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.

  Mary Bobrucz : Mom, what are stretch marks?

  Mr. Babrucz : Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.

  [Mrs. Babrucz covers her face, embarrassed] 

• Mr. Babrucz : Where does she get that stuff?

  Mrs. Bobrucz : Dr. Ruth.

  Mr. Babrucz : What? Why do you let her watch Dr. Ruth?

  Mrs. Bobrucz : I don't let her watch. You let her watch.

• Mrs. Bobrucz : Stay for dinner, Darcy. We have glumpkies.

  Darcy : I'd love to, but it's Thursday.

  Lou Bobrucz : Oh, yeah. French night.

  Mr. Babrucz , Stan : French night! Ooh-la-la!

  Mr. Babrucz : Come wit me to zee Casbah.

  Mary Bobrucz : What's a Casbah?

  Mrs. Bobrucz : We have French fries!

  Stan : French dressing.

  Mr. Babrucz : Ooh! Zee french toast.

  Mrs. Bobrucz : And for dessert - we've got ice cream.

  Lou Bobrucz : French vanilla.

  Mary Bobrucz : And french kissing. With gum!

  [Stan and Darcy stop chewing their gum] 

• Mr. Babrucz : You know what your cousin Jimmy says about that Cal Tech place? He says everyone of those architect students has his own computer. You believe that? Boy, it sure wasn't like that when I didn't go to school.

• Donna Elliot : [to Darcy]  Honey, promise me you're not gonna have this baby! Right now, the whole world is your oyster!

  Mr. Babrucz : Oh yeah? What about my son's oysters? Huh? He's got this brilliant career ahead of him, designing schools and churches and shit!

• Stan : [interrupts]  Look, if we could just discuss...

  Mr. Bobrucz : Butt out! We're trying to decide your future here!

• Stan : We haven't worked out all the details yet.

  Mr. Babrucz : Work out this detail! Your whole future's going right in the toilet!