Beetlejuice (1988)

Duane Davis: Very Dumb Football Player

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• Very Dumb Football Player : [the football players have re-entered Juno's office]  Coach?

  Juno : What?

  Very Dumb Football Player : [looking disturbed]  I don't think we survived that crash.

  Juno : [sarcastically]  How did you guess?

• Dumb Football Player : Coach. Coach, where's the men's room?

  Juno : I'm not your coach! He survived!

  Very Dumb Football Player : Wait, Coach, let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?

  Juno : Will you get out of here! Go on, get downstairs! "'Men's room!" Are you kidding? Can't you read signs?

• Juno : So, I don't care what it takes! You get the Deetz's out of there now!

  [Barbara and Adam stand up, getting ready to leave] 

  Juno : Ooh, wait!

  [They sit back down] 

  Juno : What are you going to do?

  [No response] 

  Juno : To scare them! I want to make sure it's not some silly parlor trick.

  Adam : I'll go first, honey.

  [Barbara nods and mouths the word "Okay", as Adam takes off his glasses and contorts his face into a hideous, grotesque new face, while plucking out his eyes and using them for fingers] 

  Juno : Not bad, not bad.

  [Points over to Barbara] 

  Juno : Now, you.

  [Barbara hesitates] 

  Juno : Go ahead.

  [Barbara thinks for a minute, then rolls her eyes all the back, pops them to the back of her head, then grotesquely pulls contorts her face to hideous feature, with mouth wide open and her eyes appearing in the back of her throat] 

  Juno : Okay... you look great! Now, go clean house and don't forget the photographs and the damn handbook!

  [They get up and leave as the football players return] 

  Very Dumb Football Player : Coach?

  Juno : What?

  Very Dumb Football Player : I don't think we survived that crash?

  Juno : [Sarcastically]  How did you guess?