- Rogan: There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe in flying saucers, and those who don't. I've never been one much for believing in anything I couldn't wrap my hands around and shake... but then, up 'til two weeks ago, I didn't know Eric Cord.
- Rogan: Being part Indian, maybe I should've payed more attention to the ancient superstitions, demons, creatures of the night, but born and raised on West 9th Street in the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn, the only monsters I got to know were street punks, gang members, dope pushers, loan shark enforcers, and I learned early on how to handle that kinda animal.
- Rogan: My daddy taught me: you can stand up to anything if you got the guts to look it in the eye... if you can look it in the eye.
- Rogan: Growin' up, I remember reading the book Alice in Wonderland. After Alice went down the rabbit hole, a flower talked to her. She was surprised. You don't need to be a psychiatrist to know if a flower ever spoke to a man, that man would know terror.
- Rogan: When the world isn't the same as our minds believe, then we are in a nightmare. And nothing is worse than a nightmare... except one you can't wake up from.
- [Tied up so he won't hurt anyone]
- Eric: Wait, Kelly, I forgot to take my clothes off! I can see this turn of events is going to play hell on my wardrobe budget...
- Ted: I'm no longer in control. I could hurt *anyone* now. You. Kelly. Anyone. And I'm afraid I won't care.
- Alamo Joe Rogan: When the world isn't the same as our minds believe, then we are in a nightmare. And nothing is worse then a nightmare. Except one you can't wake up from one.