Stormquest (1987) User Reviews

Quite bad, but not a complete loss

[sarastro7 · 3/10 · 29 February 2004]

1987?! It seems to be from the very early '80s, complete with the most terrible of electronic sound effects.

Anyway, this is a fantasy movie set in a Conan-like world, where the women happen to rule. If you can get past the very dull first 45 minutes (there's very little dialogue; I fast-forwarded through most of it), the movie actually gets almost watchable. Almost. There are (intentionally as well as unintentionally) funny bits and details, but the production values remain quite low. The main reason to see the movie is to ogle the warrior women. Especially the main character, Ara (Kai Baker), and the enemy warlord, Girda (Anne Marie Ricci), are lookers. The Queen, OTOH, is somewhat obnoxious, but has a secret that isn't quite believable (let's just say that it's a gay court...).

In general, you probably shouldn't bother watching this movie. If you're starving for fantasy movies, no matter how bad, you may find it worthwhile. Otherwise you won't.

3 out of 10.

Nice waterfalls, not so much movie

[skinnybert · 4/10 · 2 May 2022]

STORMQUEST was made as part of a 10-movie deal by Roger Corman. The first (Deathstalker) used a big chunk of the budget, leaving the rest to scrape by on what was left, using largely the same sets and props (and sometimes even footage). Corman seems not to have had anything to do with this one however; his name isn't on it, and it lacks the previous entries' brisk editing (as well as the previously requisite toplessness). Perhaps he had given up on the intended drive-in market (which was rapidly disappearing in the 80s), because this was sent directly to video.

And it shows. "Direct-to-video" was synonymous with "not good enough to release in theaters", and STORMQUEST was (is?) certainly subpar. Actors deliver mostly subpar lines with subpar conviction, plots don't make much sense, outcomes are telegraphed, and no real drama (or comedy occurs), although we certainly get the idea. Apparently one person was hired to provide a soundtrack on synthesizers, which is sorta interesting in itself but sometimes a bit curious. This too suffers from the choppy editing, which frequently seems to cut a scene on a sloppy note, or a shot that doesn't have a clear purpose -- and at least once cuts off a soaring soundtrack cold, as if a commercial were cut out.

The actors are nice to look at but often cartoonish in motivation, and sometimes seem to be receiving their dialog line by line (which, being in English but filmed in Argentina, might actually be the case). Plot elements are rather skimpily used without much to hold it all together. Basically you're here to see young fit adults be scantily clothed, and there's some plot. Also a lioness, a snake and a couple tarantulas -- but then, if you like tarantulas, you may not like what happens to them.

On the other hand, the film makes use of a fantastic set of waterfalls, which are gorgeous, and feature extensively on the intro and end credits. Does this justify the whole movie? Well, no; although there is some interest for those who watch these movies as a series -- to see just how many movies can be made on the same sets without looking like it's all the same sets. Special mention for Dudu Mkhize who tries to bring dignity to her character, despite being thinly sketched.

Women ruling over men

[lor_ · 29 March 2023]

My review was written in November 1988 after watching the movie on Media Home Entertainment video cassette.

"Stormquest" is an enjoyable fantasy feature lensed in Argentina that Philip Wylie might have enjoyed: the women battling the men.

"Unlike Wylie's classic novel (yet to be filmed) "The Disappearance", in which men and women are split off in separate societies, here momism is carried to the nth degrees women have subjugated men. In the kingdom of Ishtan, men are either studs or drones, while neighboring kingdom Kimbia has dispensed with men altogether (the femmes go hunting elsewhere for an unwary male when procreation requires a sperm donation).

Statuesque Kai Baker stars as a woman of Kimbia condemned to death when she rescues her sister Christina Whitaker from execution for having romanced and protected a man. Duo and their black sorceress pal Dudizile Mkhize team up with he-man Brent Huff and help him in his male revolt for equality in Ishtan.

Pic sports good action scenes and its trump card is extensive footage of vast waterfalls located in Argentina. Black humor and comic relief (some of it in rather poor taste) is provided energetically by Linda Lutz as Ishtan's chubby, kinky Stormqueen, who is revealed to be something else again at pic's climax.

Huff, convincing in these roles ever since "Perils of Gwendoline", and the beauteous babes acquit themselves well and the supporting cast is adequately dubbed into English. Pic fits neatly as a companion piece to helmer Alex (Alejandro) Sessa's previous effort "Amazons" with a village set familiar from earlier Aries and Concorde fantasies shot in Argentina.