- The Driller Killer: Oh come on, baby. Light my fire!
- Courtney: You bet I will.
- [lights the killer on fire with a blowtorch]
- [Courtney is having a hallucination whilst talking to Sally]
- Sally: The weirdest things are happening to my face! I've got the fastest growing zit I have ever had in my entire life! I mean, look at this thing! Isn't this the grossest thing you've ever seen? I need to get some more "Oxy 10". It hurts like hell.
- [Suddenly, Sally's zit starts growing to a grotesquely monstrous size until her face explodes in an eruption of goo]
- The Driller Killer: [after killing Matt, wielding the gory guitar drill] C'mon baby! Let's rock-and-roll!
- Courtney: [confesses to him he's not real] No, you're a dream! You're a dream!
- The Driller Killer: [picking up dead boyfriend's arm] DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A DREAM TO YOU? DOES IT?
- [tosses it away, splatting it on Courtney's birthday cake]