- Jason Elliot: So, did you get lucky while I was gone? Seriously, did you have a good weekend?
- Gloria Franklin: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did.
- Jason Elliot: What did you do?
- Gloria Franklin: Oh, the usual, flew to Acapulco, had a wild affair, came back yesterday.
- Jason Elliot: With anyone I know?
- Gloria Franklin: I don't know. I don't think you would really like him. He's not really your type but his name is Phillip Reed. You ever heard of him?
- [last lines]
- Phillip Reed: [to the bears] Well, fellas, I came close didn't I? I met her. I gave it my best shot. It was so great. That ought to last me for a while.
- Gloria Franklin: [after leaving her unfaithful fiancé at the altar] Did you know that the North American Black Bear is over 200,000 years old? And it lives primarily along the Minnesota, North Dakota, Canadian borders.
- Phillip Reed: You must know a lot about bears.
- Gloria Franklin: Oh, yes! Zoology at Stanford.
- Phillip Reed: Excuse me but, Aren't you Marlin Perkins?
- Gloria Franklin: Oh! You recognized me.
- [removes her veil]
- Phillip Reed: Well, the dress did have me fooled for a minute. You're not from around here, are you?
- Gloria Franklin: Oh, no! I'm sorry but I did spend a lot of time in the arctic circle, you know.
- Phillip Reed: Excuse me, just one second.
- Gloria Franklin: What?
- [they kiss]
- Phillip Reed: That was great. Thank you! I feel so much better. And what were you saying?
- Gloria Franklin: Uh, I don't remember.
- Phillip Reed: You know of course that bears are anonymous in life.
- Gloria Franklin: No! Is that true?
- Phillip Reed: I don't know but it sounds good.
- Gloria Franklin: Well, Phil, where do we go from here?
- Phillip Reed: Anywhere. Anywhere but Acapulca.
- Gloria Franklin: Acapulca.
- Phillip Reed: Right! You see I'm wanted there.
- Gloria Franklin: No! You're wanted here.
- Jack: So Phil, where is your car anyways?
- Phillip Reed: In the zoo.
- Jack: Oh, of course. I should've guessed.
- Phillip Reed: You have a choice, you can either run away with me and be happy, or get married for Aunt Doodie from Portland.
- Gloria Franklin: Phillip, how do you think Jason would feel if I just ran away with you?
- Phillip Reed: Damn it! What about you? What about how you feel?
- Gloria Franklin: [after calling Jason and receiving an answer from a woman he's cheating on her with] Yeah, yeah, all right! OK! Yeah! If that's the way you want it, Jason, Fine! I'm cautious. I'm cautious and you're Rin-tin-tin!