Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) User Reviews

Malibu Express goes to Hawaii...

[fmarkland32 · 5/10 · 6 September 2006]

Hard Ticket To Hawaii has two bimbo travel to Hawaii to fight off drug-lords who are distributing the bad powders on paradise and this shall not stand when our bimbos and meat-heads, Er I mean the DEA are in town looking for a little take out. Hard Ticket To Hawaii brings up a few questions that I was constantly thinking about throughout. Mainly when did the DEA stop using mandatory IQ tests? Why is it that every DEA agent carries at least a double D breast size and why must every woman look like a model? The answer is of course that this is a Andy Sidaris movie and in this type of movie, heroes don't need much intellect to save the world, after all the villains are just as dense. Hard Ticket To Hawaii is surprisingly competent as these things go, I mean it isn't at all any good but it does deliver what it promises. In fact fans of the genre maybe amused by this effort, even if it is for all the wrong reasons. Also the movie interestingly predates the whole Snake On Plane routine as indeed this is the first movie to ever a have a wild snake on a plane.

* * out of 4-(Fair)

Third film in the 12 film Andy Sidaris "Triple B" series may be the high point

[a_chinn · 6/10 · 11 July 2021]

Director Andy Sidaris made a career out of producing, writing, and directing a series of crass action films he named "Triple B" for Bullets, Bombs, and Babes or Bullets or Bombs or Boobs, which ran for 10 films from 1985 to 1998. They featured a rotating stock company of actors mostly made up of Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets, so you can guess the quality of acting you get with each movie. However, the Triple B films and this third film in particular all have an endearing charm in their unashamed embracing of their crassness and exploitative nature. Not for all tastes, but I found the film entertaining in a campy Ed Wood sort of way. Also, the Hawaii locations are pretty nice. Oh, and I forgot, the story here is about an undercover DEA agent and her blond friend busting up a drug trafficking cartel. FUN FACT! The yacht of the villain, Mr. Chang, in real life belonged to Glen A. Larson, creator of "Battlestar Gallactica" and "Knight Rider". Also, Paste magazine named "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" the "best B-Movie of all time." Not sure I'd go that far, but it's pretty fun.

Fun in spots, but could have been better

[gridoon · 6/10 · 5 September 2006]

"Hard Ticket to Hawaii" is a movie that seems to have all the right ingredients, but somehow they never quite gel. There are beautiful, fit women in skimpy clothing or less, exotic locations, witty / corny dialogue ("If brains were bird crap, your cage would be clean"), killer frisbees (!), explosions, etc. But the pacing could have been snappier, the girls could have kicked more a$$ (the villainess-bodybuilder is definitely underused), and that snake is the fakest snake in the history of snakes! Still, Dona Speir handles her role with conviction and Hope Marie Carlton is just adorable. For all his flaws, Andy Sidaris remains one of the few American directors who love the girls-with-guns genre so much. (**1/2)

I concur wholeheartedly, this is a classic...

[baddnews · 6 August 1999]

First there was the Bicycle Thief, then Citizen Kane, Gone With the Wind, Doctor Zhivago, Gahndi, and now Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Breathtaking cinematography and cunning script writing make this a must-see for all who aspire to create "films" rather than movies. Dona Spier (grossly ignored by the academy) spews forth her lines with an enthusiasm unseen since the great Shakespearean actresses of the 18th century. Andy Sidaris is a shrewd judge of talent and is horribly underestimated, as his films are usually ignored at the Cannes and Aspen film festivals. I rate this a 10.

so bad it's funny

[SnoopyStyle · 3/10 · 4 April 2015]

Two law officers stumble onto a drug operation on an isolated Hawaiian island and are killed. Donna and Taryn are working for The Agency. They fly their small plane with honeymooners and a stowaway toxic snake infected with cancer infested rats. They leave the honeymooners on the deserted beach. Drug lord Seth Romero is transporting diamonds in his remote control helicopter but the girls intercept them while fighting off gun toting henchmen. The girls get help from Rowdy Abilene and Jade from the Agency as they battle Seth's goons at Edy's resort.

There is no denying that this is intended to be a B-movie of guns and boobs. It has some limited charms if not taken seriously. The production is amateurish. The boobs from these Playboy models are big. The shootouts are done poorly and laughably. It's unintended comedy. The acting is slightly better than porn level. The lines are really cheesy to the point of being funny bad. I think somebody can come up with a great drinking game with this movie.

* * Out Of Five

[bronsonskull72 · 2/10 · 15 February 2006]

A mercenary (Or something) played by soap opera star Ron Moss helps his siliconed girlfriend (Donna Speir) and her equally titanic breasted partner (Hope Marie Carlton)take out drug dealers while having lots of sex and taking lots of hot bathes in this atrocious yet hilarious film that is so poorly made and makes so little sense that you have to cave in and accept it on it's own boneheaded level. The movie has the worst acting I've ever seen, and i'm counting my sister's theater version of Sound Of Music and along the way is filled with so much nudity and stupid violence that I give it two stars, However something that has me curious is if this nonsense is meant to funny or if it's really that bad? Whatever the case it doesn't matter, afterall this maybe the only movie ever, in which the hero forgets to even shoot the main bad guy, and then half way home turns around because of his glaring mistake. Don't even get me started on that snake. The quality is terrible but this is the perfect so bad it's good fare.

Matt Bronson 2/5

''If brains were bird-sh*t, you'd have a clean cage.'' - think about it.

[punishmentpark · 7/10 · 18 December 2013]

Wow. I've seen a few Sidaris flicks, but this one takes the cake for now. A lot of effort has gone into this one - really. You can tell by the one-liners (see summary, which is admittedly the best one), the almost spot on humour (see also the one-liners) and the crazy action scenes. Check the one with the dude on a skateboard rolling down a hill with a blowup doll as 'disguise', aiming to shoot (one of) our good guys (one of whom is 'Ridge' from 'The Bold and the Beautiful' - don't ask me why I know that) - he gets his target, but then gets blown to smithereens, as does the doll. One more I have to mention, or at least just a detail to get you interested: a Frisbee with razors... again with 'Ridge' playing a main part.

Of course I was ready for some big bosom-ed action, but this was pretty wild, with plenty of gore and even an ugly contaminated snake popping up everywhere and nowhere you'd expect it to. And I should mention it has bosoms in it, did I mention that it has bosoms in it?

A good 7 out of 10, which is the most a Sidaris film got from me, ever... so far.

Hard going.

[BA_Harrison · 4/10 · 10 April 2012]

I suspect that the bulk of my review for any Andy Sidaris movie will sound something like this: big boobs... blah blah blah.... guns... blah blah blah.... great ass... shower scene... blah blah blah.... jacuzzi... blah blah blah (which will save me a fair amount of time at the keyboard, I suppose). While this all sounds well and good, I'm only two movies into my 12-film Girls, Guns and G-Strings box set, and I'm already finding Sidaris's initially promising formula of big breasted babes, bullets and bad guys extremely hard work thanks to the the uninspired scripts and pedestrian direction.

Hard Ticket To Hawaii actually proves even more tedious than its predecessor Malibu Express, with a weaker plot (hard to imagine such a thing is possible, but here it is) and less sex (although, admittedly, still plenty of nudity from a bevy of hard-bodied babes); even the film's sillier scenes—a skateboarding assassin and his blow up sex-doll being shot out of the sky by a bazooka, a bad guy killed by a razor-edged frisbee, and a snake infected with toxins from cancer infested rats bursting out from a toilet bowl—are so poorly realised that they fail to make this anything but a massive B-movie bore, albeit one with great tits and ass.

3.5 out of 10, rounded up to 4 for IMDb.

"Hard Ticket to Hawaii" has become a Family Favorite

[starreythecat · 10/10 · 18 October 2015]

You must know by now that "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" is filled with humorous violence and gorgeous women.The violence doesn't feel cruel or personal. It's more of a device for telling a real story. The Playboy models in scanty outfits are a celebration of the human form, not pornography.

My father and brother would watch this movie together. They knew the plot and lines well enough to recite them, along with the actors. The movie bled over into real life, and they would say the lines to each other when the moment felt right.

As my father descended into terminal Alzheimer's disease, this film was his one last link with reality. Watching this film would bring him out of his stupor, and he would become verbal again.

Now that Father is gone, the entire family watches this movie once a year,on Christmas Eve. We make eggnog, eat fruitcake, and wear sweaters. And cry some, too.

Easy enough to watch.

[Hey_Sweden · 7/10 · 19 September 2012]

There's a place in the world for just about every kind of film. You have your Oscar baiting serious fare on one end, and then you have stuff like the Andy Sidaris oeuvre. The man played his own particular formula for everything that it was worth: combine gorgeous Playboy Playmates with James Bond type action scenarios and breathtaking scenery. The Hawaii setting is a wonderful backdrop indeed for these cheerfully sleazy and silly shenanigans. The story (if anybody does care) involves two extremely comely female special agents, Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton), who intercept a shipment of diamonds intended for a crime lord, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Oh, did I mention the cross dressing spy, or the hilariously phony looking deadly snake? They get worked into this mix, creating results that if not really inspired do make for generally agreeable entertainment. There's a knowingly cheesy approach to the whole thing, and Sidaris takes the time to promote himself as his work is advertised with use of posters from his previous films; he also does a cameo as a TV director. The film has genuinely amusing and entertaining characters, from smooth agent Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss), cousin of the Cody Abilene character from "Malibu Express", to his goofy pal Jade (Harold Diamond) to nefarious criminal kingpin Mr. Chang (Peter Bromilow). Of course, this is basically a vehicle for the charms of Ms. Speir and Ms. Carlton, and even if they're not overwhelmingly blessed in the acting department, that hardly matters. The voyeur in many of us will appreciate Sidaris taking each and every opportunity to have our sexy female cast members bare their breasts. There's also a fair bit of stuff blowing up real good to help keep this from ever getting dull. Overall, this is a good 'n' bouncy diversion worth a look for lovers of trashy B cinema. Seven out of 10.

Snakebite (#2)

[unbrokenmetal · 5/10 · 24 May 2008]

Even though the Malibu Express yacht returns, this is not a real sequel to the movie "Malibu Express". Dona Speir starred for the first time in one of Sidaris' movies; tough guy Rodrigo Obregon and Playboy playmate Cynthia Brimhall would become familiar faces in the series of action movies with lethal ladies, too. "Hard Ticket To Hawaii" begins with two female pilots who carry an extremely dangerous snake on board of their plane. The snake escapes and spreads death, but the two ladies are also in danger because they interfered unknowingly with the plans of diamond smugglers. The movie suffers from a mediocre story, silly dialogs and poor acting, but with a lot of action and the fine craftsmanship behind the camera, it becomes easy to sit through. This is the 2nd out of my 12 reviews for the works of Andy Sidaris, in chronological order. Even if "Hard Ticket To Hawaii" isn't among my personal faves, I have the impression that due to the learning experience from this, some of the following works became much better.

God bless this horrible movie.

[Gimmickthegnome · 10/10 · 3 May 2003]

If you liked The Remains Of The Day, Terms Of Endearment, or Steel Magnolias... avoid this movie at all costs.

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Ofcourse, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee." (I can't make that up.)

Why would I bother telling you that I searched for years to find this movie on DVD to watch over and over and over again? I dare not watch another movie in this series for fear of besmearching the good name of this gem. Please, please, please, if have the opportunity, watch it at least once.

This movie is like how Richard Gere describes the opera in Pretty Woman. Those that love it, will love it forever, and those that don't will learn to appreciate it, but it will never become a part of their soul.

Enjoi filmphiles

P.S. I take no blame for mental trauma suffered from watching this film.

A Gem

[mdroel20 · 7/10 · 18 March 2020]

Just finished this gem. It aspired to be a Bond film and achieved everything it wanted to. Beyond the incredible T&A, murder frisbee, and lines of cunnilingus, it was just entertaining . I loved this film. 10/10 would recommend. bravo.

Charlie's Angels on Silicone!!!

[barbett-1 · 5/10 · 30 September 2023]

It's apparent from the get-go that nobody involved in this motion picture was striving to create high art. Every aspect of this film is poorly executed. The plot involves two top-heavy bimbos who operate an air freight business with a tiny single-engine plane in Hawaii. Right. But the business, in reality, is a cover for The Agency, a super secret government...agency. The bim...protagonists are, in fact a tough as nails secret agent and a random woman in the Witness Protection program (?). Okay. Anyway, the frequently topless duo stumble across a diamond smuggling/drug running ring while delivering a honeymoon couple and a mutant disease-carrying monster snake to a remote location. The Playboy bunnies escape the island but not before the snake escapes from their plane. The ladies then call in reinforcements in the form of two macho, brain-dead himbos who spout the most stratospherically insipid dialog ever put on film. Hilarity ensues. One of the himb...male agents blows up a skateboard riding assassin with a rocket launcher and dispatches the assassin's blow-up sex doll with the same weapon. The mutant disease-carrying snake (a prop that looks like it was created in 4th Grade art class) kills the honeymooners in such a horrible manner that the tough-as-nails Agency ladies shriek like little girls on their first roller coaster ride. The bad guys kidnap the Agency's beautiful liason but only after we watch her change clothes, exposing her breasts for an adequate view. The mutant killer snake pops out of a toilet, causing the tough-as-nails lady agent to shriek in horror. Not to worry, as she is saved by one of the hunks who crashes his motorcycle through a wall and cleanly takes of the snake's head WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. And so on and so on. Eventually, after more topless scenes,it all ends in a hilariously orchestrated shootout where the bad guys meet bloody ends, a helicopter gets blown up and our heroes and heroines all survive and get topless.

This is the perfect movie for adolescent boys to pleasure themselves with. Beautiful topless women and ludicrous violence are in abundance. If like good dialog, competent acting and a coherent plot - then Hard Ticket is a Hard Pass. But, if you like surgically enhanced breasts this movie is for you.

Eye Candy Hall of Fame

[Robbie-43 · 18 August 1999]

The members of the academy have selected this film into our Hall of Fame mainly on the physical attributes of Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton. These two lovely ladies make a (have a) wonderful pair and their camaraderie give this film a uplifting spirit seldom seen (think Newman & Redford). Throw in the changing clothes scene of Cynthia Brimhall and the topless walk-thru by Patty Duffek and the mix is complete. This is the first entry of the Sidaris spy-action movies with this ensemble. It is also the best work by Speir and Carlton in terms of acting without the threat of costumes stealing the scene. So grab a brew and watch this piece from start to the closing credits where the nude scenes are reshown (a wonderful final tribute thanks to the genius of Andy Sidaris).

One man's dream is another man's lunch

[youngcollind · 3/10 · 25 February 2022]

Sometime in the late 20th century, the stars aligned and allowed Andy Sidaris to make a string of movies that would be impossible to even consider in any other time period. They appear to come from the mind of a newly pubescent teenage boy with no limitations: "That should explode! They should be topless! There should be a snake! Kill someone with a frisbee!"

While sexism is the centrepiece, with women being objectified in both dialogue and wardrobe, in the film's defence, it also contains a litany of impossibly hard bodied men. Basically everyone is young, toned and just one cheesy pickup line away from getting it on in a hot tub. It balances the sex to violence ratio just enough to be more cinema than soft core porn, though just barely. Filling the cast with centrefolds ensures a bevy of bad acting, though most of the hilarity stems from the terrible lines they're given to say. The plot is nearly nonsensical, flipping from drug cartels to snakes to skateboarding gunmen at a moments notice. There are plenty of laughs throughout, and while many are unintentional, I refuse to believe it didn't somewhat have it's tongue in it's cheek. This makes it one of the rare occurrences where a film that leans into it's own goofiness still classifies for so-bad-it's-good status.

Not bad enough to be good, just bad.

[susansweb · 3/10 · 5 November 2002]

Near the beginning of this movie, when the two buxom secret agents take their tops off and get into a Jacuzzi BEFORE they examine some evidence, I knew this was going to be a movie not to take seriously. Unfortunately, the plot is so ridiculous and the acting so atrocious that no amount of sex and violence can save it. How adults can think that anyone can buy into a movie like this is beyond me. For example, our heroes plan to break into the villain's fortress by playing Frisbee with the guard on the beach(?) and then switching the Frisbee with a razor-blade ringed one. Does it work? If you have to ask, then I guess you are the target market for this movie.

not as good as the first or third, but fun all the same

[movieman_kev · 6/10 · 22 September 2005]

In this second film in Andy Sidaris's babes & bullets saga (precede by "Malibu Express" and followed by "Picasso Trigger", both slightly better films, in my mind) two DEA agents are killed on a private Hawaiin Island. Then two agents of a government agency stumble on a dastardly plot involving diamonds, a killer snake, and remote controlled helicopters.When not fighting for their lives with the bed guys, they enjoy being topless in the Jacuzzi. Highlights include the blowing up of a plastic doll, and of course whenever Dona Speir sheds her top. Lowlights include the lamest snake "effect" I've ever seen and whenever Dona is off-screen. Fun for a drunken night with friends.

Eye Candy: Cynthia Brimhall; Hope Marie Carlton; Patty Duffek; and Dona Speir all get topless multiple times

My Grade: C-

DVD Extras: Introduction with Andy and Julie Strain; Director's Commantary; 37 minute Behind the scenes featurette (featuring abundant nudity); Production Stills; Sndy Sidaris filmography; web-links; Theatrical Trailer; and Trailers for 11 other Sidaris films (all with abundant nudity)

Easter Egg: For 15 seconds of Julie Strain completely nude, From the main menu, highlight the "Bonus Features" & press right

Hilariously bad

[siderite · 2/10 · 12 July 2019]

So the acting is atrocious, just like every other aspect of the movie, except: boobs, snakes on planes, rocket launchers, grenades thrown from motor gliders, more boobs, karate, sumo, shurikens, nunchucks, katanas, killer freesbees, drones used for trafficking, some boobs, sexism in the movie industry accepted as "men!". Things killed with the rocket launcher: a man thrown in the air after hit by a car, an inflatable doll and a snake that is 2 meters from the rocket launcher. But what's really great about this film is that the bad guy takes a ridiculous amount of physical abuse. I couldn't stop laughing. Oh, this is so bad it's funny as hell. Oh, and there are boobs in this...

Andy Sidaris' master-work

[Red-Barracuda · 8/10 · 3 April 2016]

With Hard Ticket to Hawaii, writer/director Andy Sidaris truly laid down the template he would forever follow. It wasn't his first movie, that was Malibu Express (1985), but that one unusually had a detective narrative and male lead. Of course, it also had lots of pleasingly excessive nudity involving a selection of busty beauties. Sidaris retained that latter element but refocused the plot where the protagonists were hot female action heroines. And so with Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Sidaris created his babes, bullets and explosions sub-genre. The story has two very hot women operate an airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. A large, toxic snake they are delivering escapes and they get mixed up in a scheme involving criminals and a cache of diamonds. Much entertainment follows.

I've seen all the Sidaris movies and I can say with some certainty that the aforementioned first two films in his filmography are his very best. And Hard Ticket to Hawaii is definitely his ultimate classic. It has all the elements of all his other films but it has more. Like the others, it's an action flick with the great idea of predominantly featuring 80's Playmates and it also has a commendable focus on beautiful breasts, with lots of somewhat basic acting and ropey dialogue to top things off. It even features some stalwarts of future Sidaris movies such as the gorgeous trio of Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton and Cynthia Brimhall, plus the acting colossus that is Rodrigo Obregon. And yet, it's the extra details that we have on top of this that elevate this one into classic status.

For a start, there are just more interesting things going on. Where most Sidaris movies have pretty forgettable plot-lines, this one sticks in the mind. We have a fairly routine bad guys versus good guys set-up but running alongside this there is the plot strand about the monstrous snake made toxic by infection by cancerous rats. Its pure psychotronic nonsense of the first order of course but quite brilliantly entertaining nonsense. We also have a transvestite hit-man, a skateboarding assassin with inflatable doll, a female bodybuilder interrogator, a razor-tipped Frisbee and a finale so hilariously over-the-top, it's frankly genius. The latter involves, amongst other things, a ludicrously over-extended death scene, a snake bursting out of a toilet, a bazooka and a motorbike crashing through a wall. If you can't enjoy this I feel sorry for you. And plus points have to automatically be given to any film where two beautiful women declare that they 'do their best thinking in the hot tub'. I like too how, despite celebrating their bodies, in Sidaris movies the women are always portrayed as resourceful and kick-ass and never dumb.

This is the one truly must-see Sidaris film. It feels like he threw everything at it and just added every idea he came up with regardless of how insane it was. He never really topped it ever again but then no one else has ever made a film of this particular type any better either. One of the all-time great 80's b-movies.

Extremely attractive female federal agents foil an evil man's plot to inundate Hawaii with drugs.

[pentagram_6 · 1/10 · 4 January 2006]

I honestly do not know where to begin. I must, without any reservation whatsoever, proclaim this to be the worst feature film ever made. While this comment seems extreme, believe me ---- I kid you not.

First off, the acting is the worst I have ever seen in my life, and I have watched thousands of movies.

Secondly, the action is ridiculously executed. The stunts are childish beyond belief.

Finally, this movie should be the definitive example of how NOT to make a movie.

I am astonished at this film. Nothing ever created on film could possibly be worse than this insane trash. This film is the definition of the word "garbage".

An intellectual classic and a must see for all conspiracy theorists!

[woodpile-2 · 10/10 · 23 March 1999]

This non-fiction masterpiece retells the riveting true story of two beautiful government super-agents, their pet snake & a diabolical criminal plot, the implications of which will surely send chills down your spine.

The safety of the free world is at stake as the evil Dr. Chang and his wily henchmen plot to flood the Hawaiian economy with drugs and diamonds. Only Donna & Taryn, two of the greatest agents this government has ever known, stand in the way. Armed only with nunchuks and throwing stars and with the help of their little reptile friend and his venom, specially engineered toxins derived from the diseased blood of cancerous rats, the two foxy ladies and the two secret super studs, Rowdie and Jade, embark upon their dangerous mission.

Will our heroes be able to stop these nefarious villains and save the world? Only through hot tub strategy sessions and with the help of Rowdie & Jade's "Trunk of Toys" will our heroes prevail.

Watchable late 1980s cheese...

[paul_haakonsen · 5/10 · 12 July 2022]

When I stumbled upon the 1987 movie "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", I must admit that I was immediately drawn to the movie, given its cover. Why? Well, because it had that particular old school feel to it, a pound of nostalgic cheese if you will.

Sure, I had never heard about "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" prior to sitting down to watch it, so I wasn't sure what I was in for here from writer and director Andy Sidaris. I have come to learn, after this movie that Andy Sidaris apparently churned out a number of movies of this kind, of which I will actually sit down to watch for the sheer cheese factor to them.

I will say that "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" was actually an enjoyable enough movie for what it was. This was late 1980s cheese with a capital C. Not the most intricate of storylines, but writer Andy Sidaris actually managed to keep the movie on a good momentum, and the storyline makes for adequte entertainment.

The acting in the movie was adequate enough, and I was rather surprised to see Ronn Moss in a movie such as this. Not that I am overly familiar with his acting career, aside from stumbling upon him every now and again in my teenage years when zapping past the TV channel that showed "The Bold and the Beautiful". He was actually carrying the movie quite well here.

"Hard Ticket to Hawaii" is not a masterpiece by any means, and it is not a movie that I had missed out on a whole lot because of not seeing it before now in 2022. However, I will say that "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" was suitable enough for a single viewing if you enjoy the late 1980s cheese.

My rating of "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" lands on a five out of ten stars.

Movie sucks, but i laughed my a** off

[uriverde · 1 October 2003]

One of the worst movies ever made, gets so ridiculous i didn´t stop laughing all the way through it. If you have a sense of humor, and some time to waste, check it out, it could be an experience you won´t forget.

Creepshow

[sjogro · 3/10 · 11 June 2021]

So many wrongs in one film, it's kinda funny to sit through once. But it was a long hard sit. Sexism, discrimination and cheesiness, the golden age of plastic surgery. Disgusting characters. The acting is so incredibly bad, the pace is so incredibly slow... I get it it's pure entertainment with TNA and violence. But you get a whole lot of dumbness thrown in for free.