Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Ronn Moss: Rowdy Abilene
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Quotes
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Jade : My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
Rowdy Abilene : What'd your neighbors say?
Jade : They said I married her for her money.
Rowdy Abilene : [laughs, pause] Did you?
[laughs]
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Rowdy Abilene : [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.
Colleen : [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.
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Jade : [referring to man doing handstand on skateboard] Hang on Rowdy. We got some nutcase in front of us.
Rowdy Abilene : Man... he must be smoking some heavy doobies.
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Jade : [looking at exploded sex doll] A bazooka, Rowdy?
Rowdy Abilene : It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.
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Rowdy Abilene : Jade, how bad you hit?
Jade : [with bullet hole in chest] I've been better.
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Rowdy Abilene : This is for the Molokai cops.
[throws flying disc laced with razorblades]
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Donna : So tell me, what do you feel?
Rowdy Abilene : One man's dream is another man's lunch.
Donna : You son of a bitch!
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Rowdy Abilene : Confucius say, "Man with deadly hands must be very careful while slapping on aftershave."
