- [last lines]
- Mr. George Wilson: [to Mrs. Wilson] No matter how good I feel, Dennis has a cure for it.
- Dennis Mitchell: Doesn't Margaret remind you of one of those pictures you're supposed to find ten things wrong with?
- Dennis Mitchell: [to Ruff] When I get big, I'm going to build a house that doesn't have any corners.
- Alice Mitchell: Dennis, suppertime!
- Dennis Mitchell: I decided to send me to bed without any supper, since it's mostly vegetables.
- [At the museum]
- Dennis Mitchell: Neato! Look at all these bones, what's this one called, Dad?
- Henry Mitchell: It's an allosaurus.
- Dennis Mitchell: Alicesaurus, did you hear that, Mom? They named that one after you.