Critical Condition (1987)
Garrett Morris: Helicopter Junkie
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Quotes
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Helicopter Junkie : I'm feeling pretty groovy, actually.
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Rachel Atwood : We really do need the manpower.
Helicopter Junkie : I thought this was supposed to be a drug program, not a job program. Ain't that right, fellas? So just give us our dope. Dope.
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Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery] Did you just experience a sharp pain?
Helicopter Junkie : No, I just experienced a blow job. What the hell do you think, man?
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Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery] Cough!
Helicopter Junkie : [Dr. Joffe checking him for a hernia] I am coughing, man. I'll cough up a fucking lung if this guy will let go my balls.
Kevin : Harder!
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Helicopter Junkie : Hey, Doc, I thought we were junkies, man, not flunkies.
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Helicopter Junkie : You see, I was a chopper mechanic in the big Asian vacation.