Critical Condition (1987) Poster

Garrett Morris: Helicopter Junkie

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  • Helicopter Junkie : I'm feeling pretty groovy, actually.

  • Rachel Atwood : We really do need the manpower.

    Helicopter Junkie : I thought this was supposed to be a drug program, not a job program. Ain't that right, fellas? So just give us our dope. Dope.

  • Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery]  Did you just experience a sharp pain?

    Helicopter Junkie : No, I just experienced a blow job. What the hell do you think, man?

  • Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery]  Cough!

    Helicopter Junkie : [Dr. Joffe checking him for a hernia]  I am coughing, man. I'll cough up a fucking lung if this guy will let go my balls.

    Kevin : Harder!

  • Helicopter Junkie : Hey, Doc, I thought we were junkies, man, not flunkies.

  • Helicopter Junkie : You see, I was a chopper mechanic in the big Asian vacation.

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