Bellman and True (1987)

Peter Jonfield: Security Sergeant

Quotes 

• [the bank robbers keep deliberately triggering the alarm. Each time, the security guards come out to investigate. By the fourth time, they are very pissed-off] 

  Young Security Guard : I think they've got this alarm set up all wrong - it only warns you if the place is empty!

  Security Sergeant : [on radio]  Control? Mobile Alpha Charlie. It's official - it's a fuck-up.

• [the security sergeant is giving instructions to the young security guard who is watching a bank of CCTV monitors] 

  Security Sergeant : That's down in the vaults that leads to the strongroom. Your job is to sit here and watch.

  Young Security Guard : There's nothing to watch.

  Security Sergeant : That's exactly how it should be. So if you see anything out of the ordinary, like people moving about, you come and tell me. All right?

  Young Security Guard : All right, Sarge.

  Security Sergeant : [sarcastically]  You should pay particular attention to anyone wearing little black masks over their eyes and with sacks marked "Swag"!