Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

Slappy White: Slappy White (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Quotes 

• Slappy White : But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about "ugly" and "cheap"? Harvey wrote his will on his cock, and his lawyer said it would not stand up in court.

• Slappy White : But in conclusion, I'd like to say congratulations, Harvey. Rigor mortis is the closest you've ever come to a hard-on in 15 years.