Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
Griffin Dunne: Doctor (segment "Hospital")
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Quotes
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Harry Landers : That's not a baby, that's a Mr. Potato Head!
Brenda Landers : Harry, call the hospital administrator!
Doctor : Hey, you're right, this *is* a Mr. Potato Head!
[holds up the goofy-faced thing]
Doctor : Gosh, they're so lifelike! Yeah, anybody could have made this mistake. I'll be right back with the *real* Nicholas.
[leaves]
Brenda Landers : Harry, *what* are they doing to us?
Harry Landers : No, no. Calm down, Brenda, calm down, we don't want you to get post-partum anxiety. Now, as soon as we get our son, I'm gonna report this quack.
Brenda Landers : Thank God you took that assertiveness training course.
Harry Landers : Yeah.
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Brenda Landers : [very upset new mother] What kind of hospital is this?
Doctor : Alright, Mr. and Mrs. Lamaze! You see, due to a slight clerical error your son has been temporarily misplaced.
Brenda Landers : You lost our son?
Doctor : Did I say lost? I said misplaced.
Harry Landers : I'm suing you for malpractice, negligence, you name it!
Doctor : Oh, great! Just jump all over me, why don't you! Just jump all over me! What about the nine kids I didn't lose this week?