Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

Murray Hamilton: Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston (former President)

Quotes 

• President Barbara Adams : So Mr. President - how's life?

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : Oh... still serving it!

  President Barbara Adams : [laughs]  Umm, Mister President; I don't know if they let you see newspapers here, but we've been having some problems down in the Caribbean.

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : I heard about that - sure.

  President Barbara Adams : Up till now our support from Mosquera has been ironclad.

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : Oh, he eats commies for breakfast, right?

  President Barbara Adams : At the same time, Britain is our oldest ally in the world.

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : Sure, sure. Listen - in my estimation, this is a whole dish of worms that could squeal antsy in the long ticket. We need to hump out wide and hype up the squeak bag before they screw down the jam box.

  President Barbara Adams : [stunned]  ... excuse me?

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : Always fox the grease monkeys - they won't tango till you crack down the fish pot. You can't risk hell shit with a buncha LULU PINKSUCKERS!

  President Barbara Adams : So, to give our support to be Britain would be entirely...

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : ...the only solution.

  President Barbara Adams : ...the only solution. Right.

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : You see, you can't empty your dish pan till the heat's off the mugwumps. Always take down the gizmo and caveat the cranker before...

  President Barbara Adams : Mr. President, it's... been an education.

  Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston : A pleasure, madam.