Whoops Apocalypse (1986)
Ian Richardson: RAdm. Bendish
Quotes
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[final line]
RAdm. Bendish : Fire!
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RAdm. Bendish : It has nothing to do with the fact that one of my soldiers has just been horribly castrated by a member of Britain's Royal Family. It is not even the fact that in the blind panic that followed, a pair of Liptons teabags were erroneously sewn back into the patient's scrotum, and the fact not discovered until three hours later when someone was rinsing out the teapot. *No*, gentlemen, *this* was the real coup de grace! *This* dispatch I found not ten minutes ago in the wire room.
[quotes from paper:]
RAdm. Bendish : "Holy chopped meat! Princess Wendy went whittling with a razor yesterday and had a ball. Yes sirree, another young soldier waved goodbye to his loved ones as her Royal Highness went crazy with a cutthroat during a routine pre-op shave on British flagship HMS Lion where she was secretly transferred..." Holy godfathers! Is there any more classified information you'd like to broadcast for the world? You are a liability to every man and woman in this fleet! And I'm having you put off this ship at the next island we come to!
