TerrorVision (1986)

Jennifer Richards: Medusa

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Medusa : [the alien Medusa from the backseat of the car wakes up her driver]  The studio, Al, and make it snappy! Come on, come on, come on!

• [Medusa on the TV talks about her hair] 

  Medusa : I went to my hairdresser today to try my hair ratted. You like? Oh, it's really something to see. We use live rats, you know. Snakes just eat 'em up. Mm-Mmm.

• [Sherman hears Medusa call for him in the TV] 

  Medusa : Sherman?... Sheeeerman?

  Medusa : [Sherman stands in front of the TV as the camera zooms in on Medusa]  Come here, Sherman. Come reeeeal close to Medusa. All set, Sherman? This one's for you, babe.

  Medusa : [as Sherman sees the alien monster before appear falling back]  Pleasant dreams, kiddies.

• [Medusa arrives in time to kill who she thinks is the alien monster] 

  Sherman Putterman : Medusa!

  Medusa : [Medusa sees Pluthar]  Not so fast, asshole! Yah!

  Medusa : [hitting Pluthar over the helmet with her purse]  Ugly bastard!

  Pluthar : [as Pluthar's helmet starts to lose air pressure]  Uh! I'm losing pressure!

  Suzy Putterman : [Pluthar falls dead]  Oh, my God!

  Medusa : Right in the nick of time, huh?

• [the alien monster watches Medusa on TV] 

  Medusa : I had a date the other night. Poor fella. I turned all of the lights off and I whispered to him, 'Whatever you do, honey, don't look at me. One glance and you're hard as a rock.' Needless to say, the poor guy peeked. Now you see why I have this thing for phone freaks.

• [Sherman calls Medusa to tell her he has a problem] 

  Sherman Putterman : This is Sherman, and I have this problem and nobody believes me.

  Medusa : Well... maybe I won't believe you either. Let's hear it.

  Sherman Putterman : Grampa and me, we were sleeping. And then we woke up, and there was this monster. And Grampa thought it was a burglar. And then we saw the TV guy. And then Grampa disappeared and the monster went inside the TV. Then Mom came home and locked me in the bomb shelter!

  Medusa : So, tell me, Sherman. Under psychiatric care?

• [the Putterman's see Medusa for the first time on their new satellite TV] 

  Medusa : Hello, bloodsuckers. Ready to be turned to stone?

  Grampa Putterman : Would you look at those hooters!

  Stanley Putterman : Holy tomato!

  Sherman Putterman : Let's watch her tonight, okay, Grampa? All the way to midnight.

  Grampa Putterman : Hell yeah, we'll watch her!

• [Sherman and Grampa watch Medusa on the new satellite TV] 

  Medusa : All you phone freaks out there, stay tuned.

  Sherman Putterman : [Sherman smiles]  Oh, boy!

  Medusa : We're gonna open up the call lines to see what you perverts are up to.

  Medusa : [Grampa smiles]  And Medusa wants to hear some kinky... wet... nightmares.

  [as the camera zooms down into Medusa's cleavage] 

• [Sherman watches Medusa on TV give out the telephone number for callers] 

  Medusa : Whatta you know? It's time for all you phone freaks out there to give us a call. Share your, uh, darkest hearts. Meanwhile, back to Attack... of the Something or Other.

• [Sherman telephones Medusa] 

  Medusa : Me, here, who's there?

  Sherman Putterman : Is-Is this Medusa?

  Medusa : Well, who's it sound like kid, Count Dracula?

• [Medusa on the TV wishes her audience good night] 

  Medusa : Well, it's time for Medusa's beauty sleep now, kiddies. So, 'til next week, Medusa hopes you have some real... wet... nightmares.

  [Medusa chuckles] 

• [Sherman, O.D. and Suzy call to talk to Medusa for help] 

  Sherman Putterman : [on the phone]  Well, you know that monster I told you about? He's really here. We're teaching him to talk, me and my sister.

  O.D. : And me, man, O.D. Riley!

  Medusa : Well, listen, Sherman. I've had a long night. So, uh, call me next week. We'll chat it up.

  Sherman Putterman : But wait!

  Suzy Putterman : [Suzy takes the phone]  Let me! Medusa?

  Medusa : Oh, who's this? Your split personality?

• [Suzy tells Medusa on the phone that she's the alien monster's business manager] 

  Suzy Putterman : This is Suzy Putterman, Sherman's sister. Business manager for the monster from outer space.

  Medusa : So, tell me, Suzy. Is your whole family a little cuckoo?

• [Suzy tells Medusa on the phone that she wants to put the alien monster on TV] 

  Suzy Putterman : Please, Medusa, this is serious! He's a real live monster. We want to know how to get him on TV.

  Medusa : Listen, kid, you want a guest spot, talk to the Letterman show. Medusa's strictly solo! Now, if you'll excuse me I gotta hit some parties.

• [Medusa happily arrives to the Putterman's residents] 

  Medusa : [seeing the cop car parked outside]  Right, neighbors already callin' the cops.

• [Suzy yells at Medusa for killing Pluthar] 

  Suzy Putterman : You killed him!

  Sherman Putterman : [Sherman kneels over Pluthar's body]  Spaceman, spaceman, please don't die!

  Medusa : Hey, what's with you guys? I just saved your ass! How 'bout a little gratitude?

  Suzy Putterman : You killed him. You stupid bitch! It was are only hope!

  Medusa : Huh?