The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)

The Richest Cat in the World (1986)

Steven Kampmann: Howard Piggans

Quotes 

• Leo Kohlmeyer : Howard, don't take another step.

  [Howard stops walking, looks around the room, confused] 

  Howard Piggans : Either I'm hearing things or that liver's a little *too* fresh.

  Leo Kohlmeyer : Your hearing is fine, Howard.

  [Howard stares at Leo, then drops the liver and grabs his head in panic] 

  Howard Piggans : Oh no! Oh no! I've finally lost it! I've gone off the deep end! I knew I couldn't stay well for long!

  Leo Kohlmeyer : Yes, but now that you've hit bottom, there's no place to go but up.

  Howard Piggans : The cat. I'm listening to a talking cat. Well, I'm hallucinating. I should've listened to the doc!

  Leo Kohlmeyer : Nah, Rigsby's a phony. Work with me.

  Howard Piggans : [stares]  You?

  Leo Kohlmeyer : Absolutely. You know, I've studied a great deal of psychology. I'm really quite an expert. Now, lie down.

  [Howard hesitates, then slowly moves toward the bed] 

  Howard Piggans : [muttering]  "Lie down"... eh, why not? He studied psychology.

• Minister's Wife : [Victor and Paula are meeting with the Minister and his wife, Paula is serving oer d'oeuvres]  Oh, those look yummy!

  [loud knock at the door, Paula has pulled back the tray from in front of the minister's wife] 

  Paula Rigsby : Excuse us a moment!

  [Paula and Victor walk toward the door] 

  Paula Rigsby : [whispering]  Who do you think it is?

  Victor Rigsby : Howard?

  Paula Rigsby : [whispering]  Or the police!

  Victor Rigsby : [opens the door, Howard rushes in] 

  Howard Piggans : Doc! Doc! You were right! For the first time in my life, I feel so relieved! All my troubles, are just... caged away!

  [Howard has kidnapped Leo as instructed via hypnotic suggestion by Victor in a therapy session] 

  Victor Rigsby : That's great Howard! Now, where's the cat?

  Howard Piggans : In the car.

  Victor Rigsby : Great! Well, let's go get him!

  Howard Piggans : No No No! Wait, No No! You see, I can't do that! See? I'm going to keep the cat. That way, when I have a problem, I can just put it... in the cage with the cat!

  Paula Rigsby : [loud whisper]  VICTOR!

  Victor Rigsby : Howard, you don't need the cat! You're fine!

  Howard Piggans : No! And as long as I have it, I'll never need you again!

  [pushes Victor over, knocking him into the small table by the door, which breaks a vase, and his back] 

  Victor Rigsby : Ahhhh! My back!

  Paula Rigsby , Minister's Wife : [both move to stand over Victor]  Great plan, Victor!

  Victor Rigsby : Uhhhhhhh.

  [passes out from the pain]