My Chauffeur (1986)

Deborah Foreman: Casey Meadows

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• Casey : [Southern Belle Accent]  My, my, it's hot. But thank God it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to silly me. A sticky desert. That's as foolish as a... an intelligent woman. How ridiculous. What nonsense. God, I miss Tara.

• Battle : FUCKING BITCH!

  Casey : There you go.

  Battle : SCREW HER!

  Casey : That's right.

  Battle : Yeah, I didn't like her anyway. She smelled funny.

• McBride : [McBride is addressing his drivers]  We are not interested in change...

  Casey : [rushing in]  I'm sorry I'm late!

  [she runs into Doolittle, causing him to spill his coffee into his lap] 

  Casey : Ohhh! Ohhh... I'm so sorry!

  [she takes a handkerchief and attempt to clean him up] 

  McBride : [startled]  What are you doing?

  Casey : I came for a job.

  McBride : This is Brentwood Limousine, Limited.

  Casey : I know, I'm gonna be a driver.

  McBride : [as Doolittle gets more and more excited by Casey's handling of him]  Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, you're going to be a murderer.

  [she stops, she and Doolittle blow each other a kiss] 

  McBride : What do you want?

  Casey : Job.

  McBride : Doing what?

  Casey : Driving.

  McBride : Driving WHAT?

  Casey : Big black limousines! Whoo... baby!

• McBride : Giles.

  Giles : Yes, sir.

  McBride : Get her a uniform

  Casey : [Chasing after Giles]  Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?

• Casey : They send me out last. You get me, you've hit bottom. I'm the last cookie in the jar.

• Casey : [quietly]  Oh, eat me.

  Battle : What did you say?

  Casey : Will we be stopping for lunch?

• Casey : Oh, what are you so worried about? I'm not going to get girly bugs on you.

• Casey : Oh mister, you can't do that. you don't know how sick you're gonna be. I just went through this with my dog.

• Giles : You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?

  Casey : Woo - Baby.

• Casey : Rise and shine.

  Catfight : [Popping up from under covers]  Take off your clothes and get into bed.

• McBride : A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.

  Casey : She was worth 20,000 points.

• Casey : [to Abdul]  Your Excellency, do you want to wait for your bodyguard?

  Bone : What do you mean? What do I look like? His manicurist? I'M his bodyguard! I'm his American bodyguard. Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of bodyguards out there. Those towlheads out there are his Arabian bodyguards. They protect him from sandstorms comming up in his face, and camel farts which make him nervous. I protect him from... from those guys because there was an artical in Scentific American that these Iranian guys get the sun beatin' on their heads. They come out of the sun and they go ape shit... and kill their superiors, their generals and stuff. I'm here to protect him from them.

  Casey : Is that all right, your Excellency?

  Bone : Of course it's all right! I'm his bodyguard. I'm Bone and this is... what's your name?

  [Abdul does not respond] 

  Bone : Fine. Let's call him Abdul. Let's just drive. Lady, just drive.

• McBride : You're deluded.

  Casey : [gasps]  I've never had a 'lude in my life.

• Casey : Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer?

• Casey : We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy.

• Casey : [Casey and Battle climb into the back of a Brentwood limousine after their wedding, she addresses the driver]  Home... James.

  [Battle chuckles... the driver turns around, it's McBride] 

  McBride : [smiles, contrite]  With pleasure... madam.