Flight of the Navigator (1986)

Paul Reubens: Max

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• Max : Compliance!

• Max : See ya later, Navigator!

• Max : I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.

  David : So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?

  Max : Correction, I need the SUPERIOR information in your INFERIOR brain to fly this... thing.

• Max : I do not leak, you leak!

• [Alien eats David's hat] 

  Max : That could have been your head David.

• David : If I stay, those scientists will experiment on me like a guinea pig for the rest of my life.

  Max : If I take you back in time, you could be vaporized. It's very risky, David.

  David : Let's do it.

  [Max prepares the ship] 

  David : Max? Will I ever see you again?

  Max : [sadly; his voice returned to its normal tone]  I don't know. We must start the journey. Hold on tight, Davey.

  David : I'm gonna miss you.

  Max : I'm gonna miss you too. Thanks.

  David : No big deal. Really. Come on, let's get out of here.

  Max : *Compliance*... Navigator.

• [after stopping at a pasture, David steps off the ship to urinate] 

  Max : What are you doing?

  David : Can't I have a little privacy?

  Max : Do not know privacy.

• Max : Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.

• David : [flying into Florida]  Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!

  Max : And that must be Big Al!

• David : [David looks at a gooey alien]  What's this?

  Max : A very unpleasant creature.

  David : What's his problem?

  Max : He has a cold.

• David : [to his family]  I'm sorry, but I don't belong here now! I love you!

  [gets back in ship and flies off] 

  Max : You need to be with your family, David.

  David : That is my family, but that's NOT my home. MY home is back in 1978!

  Max : I wish I could take you back in time, David, but it's just too risky.

  David : But if I stay, those scientists will treat me like a guinea pig for the rest of my life! I have to take that chance.

• Max : Are we there yet? Where are we anyway?

  David : Geez, I have no idea where we are. We got to get directions.

  Max , David : [they hear "Trapped in My Mind" coming from a convertible on the highway]  Hmm.

  David : I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister stuff Carolyn was talking about.

  Teen in Car : Come on.

  David : [they lower the space ship beside the car at a stop sign]  Hi, you wouldn't happen to know the way to Fort Lauderdale, would you?

  Max : [Max sticks his 'head' out]  Try to make your directions clear because we get lost easy.

  Teen in Car : [freaking out]  Floor it!

  [they speed off] 

  Max : Hey! Thanks for nothing!... Were those geeks, David?

  David : Yes, Max. Those were geeks.

• David : That's it?

  Max : That's it, Davy!

  David : Davy?

  Max : If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!

  David : You sound just like a human!

  Max : No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!

  David : Buttface!

  Max : Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!

• David : What are we doing all the way up here you geek?

  Max : Geek?

  David : I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!

  Max : Oh yeah?

  David : Yeah!

  Max : Oh yeah?

  David : Yeah!

  Max : Ok turkey YOU fly it

  [Max turns everything off] 

• Max : [Last line]  See ya later navigator haha.

• Max : I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies.

  David : You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?

• David Scott Freeman : Where do you go next, Max?

  Max : Back in time to when I picked up my creatures. By now they're so hungry, they could eat a zigzog.

  David Scott Freeman : What's a zigzog?

  Max : Kind of like a hippo, but with feathers.

• Max : Ooh, a threat. Look, I'm really shaking!

• Max : [distantly]  Navigator!

  [David quickly wakes up] 

  Max : Are you there?

  David : [whispers]  Yes. I'm here.

  Max : Help... me...

  David : [walks to the window peering at the hangar]  Help you? How?

  Max : Are you coming?

  Max : Yes. I'm coming.

  [the door opens getting David's attention] 

  R.A.L.F. (Robotic Assistant Labor Facilitator) : Pardon me, coming through.

  Max : Get... in... the R.A.L.F. unit.

• David : Just take me somewhere where they can't find us.

  Max : Compliance.

  [the ship takes a dive down to the ocean] 

  Max : What are you doing! YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  [the ship splashes into the water down to the ocean floor] 

  Max : I didn't say take us under the ocean; all I asked for was a place they couldn't find us!

  Max : This was the first place suggested by my databanks.

  Max : [goes to the window and feels for anything]  Will this thing leak?

  Max : Navigator, I do not leak; you leak. Remember?

• Max : see you later alligator.