Back to School (1986)

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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• Jason Melon : Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books.

  Thornton Melon : I tried...

  [knock on door] 

  Thornton Melon : I don't understand a word of it.

  Jason Melon : [going to the door]  So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh?

  [Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there] 

  Kurt Vonnegut Jr. : [removing his hat]  Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon.