Turk 182 (1985)

Barry Kivel: Callahan the Cop

Quotes 

• Det. Ryan : [after Turk has broken into the mayor's office]  Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you?

  Callahan the Cop : There was a fire in the bathroom.

  Det. Ryan : A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan.

  Callahan the Cop : I'm... gonna be... doing a lot of walking?

  Det. Ryan : [nods]  Smart man. Have a nice day.