I have often wondered if insanity or retardation are more contagious at Columbia Pictures, or VCX, or both. Heidi Wall always started her film writer's workshop by asking any lunatics to leave the room first. No doubt those who did went back to work on a currently popular movie. Grinning Gina Valentino is badly miscast as Tracy, a girl sent to a thick, barely visible, foggy purgatory for her sins who must go back and change life events that sent her there. She's screwing with her brother who also has sex with her mother who's been doing both of them! She wants to marry Ron (Tom Byron) and this makes her brother jealous enough to hang himself. Traci Lords is Monica, a jealous cousin, who slips some strange Spanish Fly into Gina's drink so she screams endlessly for every guy at her birthday party to screw her until she dies and reaches Hell along with her brother and her mom to have sex forever. It still leaves us curious why it's called Tracy in Heaven without Traci in the title role. If she turned it down, which anyone sane or sober would, I suppose the inferno was generated by a very drunk, high and upset director. This dreck was complete waste of Gina Valentino's talented and pleasant personality. Traci was lucky to be edited out of any newer legal age versions. Besides all that, she never got to heaven!
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