On Location (TV Series)

A Steven Wright Special (1985)

Steven Wright: Self

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen... Steven Wright.

  [loud applause] 

  Steven Wright : Thanks.

  [crowd laughter] 

  Steven Wright : I got a postcard from my friend George, it was a satellite picture of the entire Earth. On the back he wrote, "Wish you were here".

  [crowd laughter and applause] 

• [last lines] 

  Steven Wright : It's a small world, but I wouldn't wanna paint it.