J.A. Preston: Conn MacCleary
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Conn MacCleary : [to Remo] You're going to be the Eleventh Commandment: 'Thou shalt not get away with it.'
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Conn MacCleary : All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle.
Remo Williams : Are there any disadvantages?
Conn MacCleary : Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted *this* long.
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Conn MacCleary : [referring to Remo] Well, Chiun? What do you think?
Chiun : He's very slow. His reflexes are pitiful; poorly coordinated. He's in wretched physical condition, impetuous, and clumsy. He moves like a baboon with two club feet! However, there is a feeble glint of promise in his eyes. I think I can do something with him.
Conn MacCleary : Good.
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Remo Williams : Hey MacCleary, can you dodge bullets?
Conn MacCleary : Only if they come real slow.
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Conn MacCleary : We've done some work on you.
Remo Williams : [starts to look under his sheets]
Conn MacCleary : Just your face.
Remo Williams : You better have a damn good reason!
Conn MacCleary : We did. You're ugly.
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Conn MacCleary : Didn't I tell you? We don't use that 'bang bang' stuff. Your mind and your body become your weapon. That's what your new pal Chiun is going to teach you.
