My Science Project (1985)
Fisher Stevens: Vince Latello
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Quotes
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Cop : Hey kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello : Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.
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Vince Latello : Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan : Oh yeah.
Vince Latello : Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan : What did she do?
Vince Latello : Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary!
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Vince Latello : I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!
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Bob Roberts : You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan : We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello : Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts : In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme
[pauses]
Bob Roberts : you both get D's!
Vince Latello : [eagerly] Hey I'll take it!
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Vince Latello : [smiling and waving to the camera with shades on while taking his mugshot] Hi, mom!
Policewoman : Ugly little cockroach...
Vince Latello : Hey what's the matter, I got boogers? Huh?
[finger up his nose]
Policewoman : [in his face] Hey kid, why do you wear your sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello : Because when you're COOL... the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a DAY!
Policewoman : [rips off his shades] Oh, yeah?
[stiff-arms him against the wall and walks away]
Vince Latello : Chill out, Butch... and get a shave.
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Vince Latello : I just want to be home watching cartoons!
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Vince Latello : [gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug!
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Ellie Sawyer : [while being chased by police] What are we going to do?
Vince Latello : About one to five with good behavior.
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Vince Latello : I don't believe this! I could be home watchin' Magnum!
Michael Harlan : Will you stop whining?
Vince Latello : WHINING? BARNEY RUBBLE JUST TRIED TO FLAME ME OUT!
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Vince Latello : Son of a bitch, whaddaya call this wawa?
Sherman : I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello : Well I don't care what country he's from! One shot to the chones an' he's down!
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Michael Harlan : [at the school library counter] We need a book.
Sherman : Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello : [mockingly] A car book?
Michael Harlan : No, a book on strange things.
Sherman : Like Vince.
Vince Latello : [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!
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Vince Latello : I don't see that either, right?
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Ellie Sawyer : Michael, is Bob dead?
Michael Harlan : I don't know.
Vince Latello : Great. There goes my D.
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Sherman : This plant has been extinct for sixty million years!
Vince Latello : Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
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Vince Latello : Danger makes great sex. Catch you guys later!
Michael Harlan : Latello, wait!
Vince Latello : Hey! These are all optical delusions. Like ghosts, so it's cool!
[calling into the fog]
Vince Latello : Here comes Latello, YO!
[Neanderthal Man jumps out and attacks]
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Harlan : Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it?
Ellie Sawyer : Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it.
Harlan : Latello?
Latello : Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite.
Harlan : Come on!
Latello : Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh?
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Vince Latello : [Digging in the police car] I'm comin', I'm comin'. But if I'm gonna wind up in another dimension like Bob-o-rino...
[whips out a shotgun and cocks it]
Vince Latello : I'm goin' in there packin'!
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Bob Roberts : This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan : How is that possible?
Bob Roberts : It's not possible! I mean not on this World, anyway.
Vince Latello : Whoa, what other World are we talking about?
