Moonlighting (TV Series)
Moonlighting (Pilot) (1985)
Bruce Willis: David Addison Jr.
Photos
Quotes
-
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : I want some answers!
David Addison : Delaware, all of the above, and 90 degrees.
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : ...what?
-
David Addison : All right! You're looking great, kid! I'm right behind ya. Now, don't look back and try and see me, just know that I'm right in back of you, and -- yes, I am looking up your dress.
-
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : How do you know he's dead?
David Addison : It's either that or the man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge.
-
David Addison : Looks to me like you didn't finish the whole nine innings.
Criminal : What?
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : What?
David Addison : Don't gang up on me! I don't write this stuff.
-
[repeated throughout series during arguments]
David Addison : [yelling] Fine!
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : [yelling] Fine!
[both stalk into their offices and slam the doors behind them]
-
David Addison : Me? Plan? Couldn't be! Everybody knows I have no facility for deductive reasoning. Hell, I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time. Dumb David, always chomping on his feet and blowing bubbles with his shoes. Me? Plan? Noooo!
-
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : "Ball of fluff"? *You* are calling *me* a ball of fluff? You? The sissyfighter?
David Addison : What did you call me?
Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : Sissyfighter!
-
David Addison : Women: You can't live with them, can't leave 'em on the curb when you're done with them.