- Jeannie: I have been stuck down here on Earth while you have been soaring through the heavens. I have not not had a husband and T.J. has not had a father. Do you know what we have had? A visitor from outer space!
- Jeannie: [to Jeannie II] And this time be sure and wear both halves of your bikini!
- [Jeannie II smiles and leaves the apartment]
- Dori Green: [after Jeannie II has left] Oh, just for the record... which half of the bikini did your sister wear?
- Jeannie: The left one.
- Dori Green: Single Roger, we've got to start meeting like this.
- Roger Healey: Boy, is she pushy and aggressive... my kind of woman!
- Wes Morrison: Do you have any experience?
- Jeannie: Oh, the sign says 'No experience necessary', and that is what I have the most of.
- Tony Nelson: There is just one little thing.
- Jeannie: Yes, Master darling husband?
- Tony Nelson: You know the genie costume?
- Jeannie: Hmm...
- Tony Nelson: Just for me, could you wear it on special occasions?
- Tony Nelson: Well, sir, I don- I... I don't know what to say.
- Gen. Hatten: Well then, take your time, think it over and make a decision in the next few minutes.
- [last lines]
- Jeannie: Haji made me agree to an ending... he never said there couldn't be a new beginning.
- Tony Nelson: And I want you to know something: I have always loved you just for yourself.
- Jeannie: Oh...
- [pulls him close in an embrace]
- Jeannie: Oh, I'll remember that, always!
- T.J. Nelson: Mom, how is he ever gonna get along without you?
- Jeannie: How am I ever gonna get along without him?