- Mallory Keaton: Do they have toast in England?
- Alex P. Keaton: Yeah, I think a boat load just came in this morning.
- Mallory Keaton: Alex, you don't have to be so sarcastic, okay? We are in a foreign country. We don't know for sure if they have toast here.
- Alex P. Keaton: Mallory, the United States was started by people from England. They had toast before we did.
- Mallory Keaton: Oh yeah? Who invented it?
- Alex P. Keaton: Alfred Toast.