Creator (1985)

David Ogden Stiers: Dr. Sid Kullenbeck

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• Dr Sid Kullenbeck : You can't give this man ANY MONEY! He's a LUNATIC! He thinks he's re-growing his dead wife in his back yard, it's no joke. He's been cloning a dead person without a license. He took all our lab equipment without ANY authorization! Got a teenage girlfriend, flashes her tits!

• Dr Sid Kullenbeck : But what good is my yacht? And my Porsche? And my European ski villa - not to mention my reputation as a world class scientist - without having a woman?

  Meli : Oh, that's so true, Sid. Without a good woman there's nothing.

  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : [leaning in]  Nothing.

  Meli : But as soon as us lesbians start telling people that and all, they start calling us dykes and cracking jokes about oral sex.

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  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : I gotta call my service. Excuse me.

  Meli : Hey Sid. I really hope you find a good woman for your Porsh.

  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : [correcting]  Porsche.

• Dr Sid Kullenbeck : Come on Harry, I need him. I'm running a tight well-oiled machine over in my lab, and every insignificant little cog counts. Now where the hell is the little fucker?

  Boris : The little fucker is over here, sir.

• Boris : We were wondering if, um, well, if she might have gotten pregnant somehow.

  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : "Somehow".