Bliss (1985)

Helen Jones: Honey Barbara

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• Harry : They're trying to get me locked up!

  Honey Barbara : Yeah, I'll bet they are! How come they haven't?

  Harry : I give them champaigne.

  Honey Barbara : What, the cops?

  Harry : The doctors.

  Honey Barbara : Won't work.

  Harry : I tell them stories. It's worked so far.

  Honey Barbara : Well, it won't work for long. Now, listen to me. Cause this is something I know about. Don't carry drugs, and don't have any books. No books at all. And don't be a smartass with the cops, just don't argue with them. But don't let them see that you have any weakness. Just... be nice to them. Make them tea. Don't give your bullshit when you talk to them - and always have money. Now... when the shrinks come to get you - don't fight them. Otherwise, they'll shoot you full of pentathol - you'll arrive at the nuthouse unconscious. Never, ever, ever arrive at a nuthouse unconscious. See, if you can arrive conscious - you can sign yourself in for voluntary admission. Well, if you can sign yourself in - with any luck, you can sign yourself out!