Alice in Wonderland (II) (1985)

Anthony Newley: The Mad Hatter

Quotes 

• Mad Hatter : Why is a raven like a writing desk?

• Mad Hatter : Do you know "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?"

  Alice : Yes I do.

  [singing] 

  Alice : Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.

  Mad Hatter : No, no, no, no, no. That's not good at all. I prefer... Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at.

  The Dormouse : [startled]  Twinkle twinkle little skunk, how I wonder if you're drunk!

  [falls over] 

  The March Hare : Twinkle twinkle little ant... you do look strange without your pants.

  [laughs]