This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Paul Shaffer: Artie Fufkin

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• Artie Fufkin : [after nobody turns up, at an album-signing promotion]  You know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?

  David St. Hubbins : What?

  Artie Fufkin : Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

• Artie Fufkin : We saturated, we over saturated. That's what it is, It's me, I did it, I fucked up. I fucked up the timing, that's all. I fucked up the timing, I've got no timing, I've got no timing, I've got *no* timing.

• Artie Fufkin : I feel like a shlub, I don't know what's happening. It's me, that's what's happening.