Hardbodies (1984)

Kristi Somers: Michelle

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Quotes 

• Michelle : Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You want me? I'm upstairs.

• Ashby : Michelle, what do you do?

  Michelle : Well, that all depends on who I'm with.

• Ashby : Fertilizers my game. I own a manure factory in Texas.

  Michelle : You mean, like...

  Ashby : Cow shit. Yeah. A hundred per cent, grade A, finger-lickin' good, pasture patties - to sprinkle on your rose bushes.

• Michelle : Robert E. Lee.

  Ashby : Ma'am?

  Michelle : You remind me of Robert E. Lee. I like to nickname my men before I fuck them.