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Princess I : What kind of horses?
Louis Corsican : Umm. They were, eh, brown, mostly brown.
Princess I : Did you do all the breeding yourself?
Louis Corsican : Eh, no. We had a horse for that. I remember one time my cousin though - oh, never mind.
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Princess I : [laying on the ground, kissing] Oh, what's that?
Lucian Corsican: : Oh, sorry. It's just my sword. It keeps getting in the way. Would you like to see it?
Princess I : No!
Lucian Corsican: : It's okay, because I couldn't show it to you anyway. My father always told me: never show your sword unless you intend to use it. Anyway, mine's broken.
Princess I : Broken?
Lucian Corsican: : Yeah. Why, I've mistreated it for years. So foolish. I used to go around stickin' it into everything. Stuck it into watermelons - just practicing. One day I stuck it into the dirt, broke the tip off.
Princess I : Oh, how awful.
Lucian Corsican: : That really hurt me. But that's okay. I'm gonna get a new one.
Princess I : You can get new ones?
Lucian Corsican: : That's why I have to get into the castle, because that's where they keep the good ones.
Princess I : Yes!
Lucian Corsican: : I need a good, strong one this time.
Princess I : François has a really good one!
Lucian Corsican: : But it has to be big.
Princess I : Oh. Pierre. Yes. Oh, but his is *too* big.
Lucian Corsican: : They can never be too big - not if you know what to do with it. You see, sometimes if they're big enough, all you have to do is show it, and people will run.
Princess I : Oh, that's what I did.
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Princess I : What were you doing in that room with all those girls?
Lucian Corsican: : I was just looking for my sword.
Princess I : They had your sword?
Lucian Corsican: : Yes. They were holding it for me.
Princess I : They were holding it?
Lucian Corsican: : Yes.
Princess I : [starts crying] You told me that was my job!
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Princess I : Get away from me! I don't like intellectuals. They're too stupid.