Santa Barbara (1984–1993)

Robin Mattson: Gina Timmons, Gina Capwell, Gina Lockridge

Quotes 

• Gina Timmons : [On the phone]  Don't tell me Eden is in bed with you?

  Kirk Cranston : That's right!

  Gina Timmons : She must be asleep then. That's all you're good for nowadays.

• Gina Timmons : Lighten up. If I wanted to have dinner with a zombie, I would have invited Santana.

• Mason : Lily knew what was best for me. All she had to do was to touch my forehead and I lost my desire for alcohol.

  Gina Timmons : I wonder what she had to touch to make you forget about sex.

  Mason : Gina, men aren't as simple as you think.

  Gina Timmons : And now you're going to explain it all to me. Everything I've always wanted to know about men, but was too bored to ask.

• Gina Timmons : Mason, would you like me better if I basked in glorious light and donned a white robe?

  Mason : As I recall, disrobing was your specialty.

• Gina Timmons : The first thing I'm going to do after I move in is to fire the chef. The food here is deplorable.

  Sophia Capwell : I don't how you could tell, you snorted it like a pig.

• Sophia Capwell : I wish I could give you an idea of how much I despise you!

  Gina Timmons : I think I can guess. Probably as much as I despised you the night C.C. threw me out without a stitch of clothing on.

  Sophia Capwell : You got exactly what you deserved. And point in fact, you took your clothes off yourself, no one asked you to, which I understand is just a reflex of yours.

• Gina Timmons : I'm going to arrange for Ted and Hayley to live with us after C.C. and I are married. We're going to be one big happy family.

  Mason : Like Ma Barker and her kids.

• Gina Timmons : I get so emotional, I always want to cry at weddings.

  Mason : I imagine your husbands do the same thing.

• Gina Timmons : [Talking about her 7 year old adopted son]  Brandon simply worships me, I know that.

  Sophia Capwell : Give him a few years.

• Sophia Capwell : [Leaving Gina stranded in a plane wreckage]  I need to get out of here.

  Gina Timmons : What about me, are you going to leave me here? I can't move.

  Sophia Capwell : Well, then I'll know where to find you, aren't I?

  Gina Timmons : What if that big lizard comes back? or a wolf?

  Sophia Capwell : Then show them what a nice person you are.