Strange Brew (1983)

Dave Thomas: Doug McKenzie

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Quotes 

• Doug McKenzie : I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.

  Bob McKenzie : He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.

• Doug McKenzie : Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.

• [realizing that the brakes don't work on their speeding van] 

  Doug McKenzie : [folding his arms]  No point in steering now.

  Bob McKenzie : You steer this thing!

• Bob McKenzie : [holding up a piece of cardboard with "2051 A.D. Ten years after World War 4"]  Give enough time to see- okay.

  Doug McKenzie : Okay, then. "Ten years after World War 4", eh.

  Bob McKenzie : 2051- No, more! 2051, the future!

  Doug McKenzie : [fighting with Bob over the cardboard]  What, no! They saw it already! Take off!

  Bob McKenzie : [Camera suddenly cuts to a shot of Bob standing on some rocks] 

  [voice-over] 

  Bob McKenzie : I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh.

  Doug McKenzie : [behind the camera]  Hey, hoser! Go!

  [Bob starts moving] 

  Bob McKenzie : [voice-over]  The Earth had been like desur-stated by nucular war. Like Russia blew up the US and the US blew up Russia, eh.

  Bob McKenzie : [picks up a broken Statue of Liberty figurine; looking directly at the camera]  Statue of Liberty.

  Doug McKenzie : [directing Bob]  Psst, act! Act!

  Bob McKenzie : [voice-over]  Lucky for me, I'd been off planet - on vacation at the time of the war, eh. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.

• Doug McKenzie : We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.

• Doug McKenzie : [to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell]  Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.

  Bald con : Youse guys like a smoke?

  Doug McKenzie : No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway.

  [scoffs] 

  Doug McKenzie : Lawyers are for sucks.

  Bailiff : Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.

  [Doug and Bob run out of the cell as the convicts relize too late that they were fooled] 

• Doug McKenzie : The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.

• [Bob and Doug are on the witness stand in the courtroom after being sworn on the Bible to tell the truth prior to testimony] 

  Bob McKenzie : I do.

  Doug McKenzie : I do.

  Bob McKenzie : I guess we're married, clerk.

  Doug McKenzie : Oh.

  Bob McKenzie : Where's the honeymoon?

  The Judge : Order, Order!

  Bob McKenzie : Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.

  Doug McKenzie : Don't make me laugh, eh.

  The Judge : I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!

  Bob McKenzie : He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.

  [Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!] 

• Doug McKenzie : [after taking multiple checks from the opposing hockey team]  Ow, my left nut!

• Doug McKenzie : See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh.

• Doug McKenzie : [after pouring a beer for their dad into a glass from a dog dish]  You take it to him.

  Bob McKenzie : No way, you take it to him.

  Doug McKenzie : No, you.

  Bob McKenzie : [both holding the glass]  No! I'm gonna let go. I'm lettin' go and you're takin it.

  Doug McKenzie : No! I'm lettin' go.

  Bob McKenzie : Let go then.

  Doug McKenzie : [both let go and the glass smashes]  Dad! Bob broke your beer!

  Bob McKenzie : No I didn't! Doug broke it!

• [Doug and Bob are hooked up to a polygraph lie detector] 

  Ted : What have you done with the disk?

  Doug McKenzie : What are you looking at me for? I don't got it.

  [Ted looks at the polygraph which doesn't show anything off] 

  Bob McKenzie : Maybe it's out of gas, eh?

  [Doug then passes gas in a loud flatulence noise] 

  Bob McKenzie : Uh, man! You farted!

  Doug McKenzie : It wasn't me, it was the chair!

  Bob McKenzie : He's lying!

  [now the polograph begins showing activity] 

  Ted : He's definitely lying all right.

• Doug McKenzie : Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.

  Bob McKenzie : Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...

  Doug McKenzie : Let me try, I'm a genius.

• Bob McKenzie : Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?

  Doug McKenzie : No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.

  Bob McKenzie : [into a comm unit]  Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B.

  [Doug walks off camera behind the van; camera cuts to Bob shooting Doug with a toy foam launcher] 

  Doug McKenzie : Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.

• Doug McKenzie : Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!

• Bob McKenzie : Remind me to pay his bill on time, eh?

  Doug McKenzie : Yeah, Chuck Norris for the defense, eh?

  Bob McKenzie : Beauties.

• Doug McKenzie : Hey we found a dead mouse in our beer eh. That means you owe us a free case.

• Bob McKenzie : He's guarding the beer, what're we going to do?

  Doug McKenzie : Bribe him.

  Bob McKenzie : Well, give him a donut. A jelly, he likes jelly. Jelly donut comin'! Ok, Hosehead?

• Pam Elsinore : You know how to handle one of those big rigs?

  Bob McKenzie : Jeez, it's a ten-speed.

  Doug McKenzie : Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh.

  Pam Elsinore : Well take off, eh.