Still Smokin (1983)
Tommy Chong: Chong
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Quotes
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Chong : [sings] Got one leg on my shoulder. Two legs on my shoulder.
[muffled singing continues]
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Chong : Guns don't kill people. Cops kill people.
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Chong : Hey, this theater's nice. I don't think they want you to smoke here, so, light up.
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Chong : [in blackface] Ladies and Gentlemen, right now, right now, my name is Blind Melon Chitlin. I'm a legend! I'm 156 years old. That's right. I'm 156 years old. And I can still get it up. He-he-he. I just can't get it in. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm gonna get down with you'll right now. Sing a little tune I wrote one day when I was beatin' my old lady. A little thing called, "Goin' Downtown, Gonna See My Gal." Yeh. It goes something like this here.
[singing]
Chong : Goin' downtown, Gonna see my gal.
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Chong : Hey, I thought of another bit.
Cheech : Oh, yeah?
Chong : "Queer Wars."
Cheech : Oh, yeah, that'd be...
Chong : Remember, "Queer Wars," man?
Cheech : Yeah, yeah.
Chong : Remember, fags in Outer Space? What do you think?
Cheech : Yeah, yeah. That'd be good.
Chong : Remember how it went? Like it was these two faggots gettin' ready to go to a party? Remember?
Cheech : Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be a good bit.
Chong : "Queer Wars!" Yeah.
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Cheech : Everything in this town's open 24 hours, man. I kept waiting for that bar to close, man, it never closed.
Chong : I love Amsterdam!
Cheech : Really, man. I can't take much more of this partying, man. I'm wasted. I hope they got a masseuse here, man, I need my back worked on. I need my front worked on too.
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Chong : This is a great town, eh? A lot of people think we come here just for the drugs, but, that's true.
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Chong : Hey, it's still smoking!