Still Smokin (1983)

Tommy Chong: Chong

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• Chong : For all you know, I could be your daddy

  Cheech : You could be my daddy?

  Chong : Sure, I used to fuck buffalos. By, geez, I tell ya, you look like just like your mama, too. You know that?

• Chong : [sings]  Got one leg on my shoulder. Two legs on my shoulder.

  [muffled singing continues] 

• Chong : Guns don't kill people. Cops kill people.

• Chong : Hey, this theater's nice. I don't think they want you to smoke here, so, light up.

• Chong : [in blackface]  Ladies and Gentlemen, right now, right now, my name is Blind Melon Chitlin. I'm a legend! I'm 156 years old. That's right. I'm 156 years old. And I can still get it up. He-he-he. I just can't get it in. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm gonna get down with you'll right now. Sing a little tune I wrote one day when I was beatin' my old lady. A little thing called, "Goin' Downtown, Gonna See My Gal." Yeh. It goes something like this here.

  [singing] 

  Chong : Goin' downtown, Gonna see my gal.

• Chong : Patrick said Sylvia Kristel's going to be at the party.

  Promoter : Maybe! Maybe.

• Chong : Hey, I thought of another bit.

  Cheech : Oh, yeah?

  Chong : "Queer Wars."

  Cheech : Oh, yeah, that'd be...

  Chong : Remember, "Queer Wars," man?

  Cheech : Yeah, yeah.

  Chong : Remember, fags in Outer Space? What do you think?

  Cheech : Yeah, yeah. That'd be good.

  Chong : Remember how it went? Like it was these two faggots gettin' ready to go to a party? Remember?

  Cheech : Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be a good bit.

  Chong : "Queer Wars!" Yeah.

• Cheech : Everything in this town's open 24 hours, man. I kept waiting for that bar to close, man, it never closed.

  Chong : I love Amsterdam!

  Cheech : Really, man. I can't take much more of this partying, man. I'm wasted. I hope they got a masseuse here, man, I need my back worked on. I need my front worked on too.

• Chong : I'd like to do our act here, man.

  Cheech : Oo, I'd like to do an act with that cigar girl - an unnatural act, man.

• Chong : This is a great town, eh? A lot of people think we come here just for the drugs, but, that's true.

• Chong : Hey, it's still smoking!

• Cheech : I wonder who's going to be there?

  Chong : You know damn well who's going to be there. Hans Solo. Hands so low you can hardly see what they're doing.