Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Mark Herrier: Billy
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Quotes
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Billy : What's this?
Tommy : Blueprints.
Billy : I know they're blueprints. What are they of.
Tommy : Take a look.
Billy : Okay, here the school.
[Tommy pulls out a metal container, opens it, and pulls a snake out of it.]
Billy : Okay, so this is the gym.
Tommy : Right.
Billy : So now what?
Tommy : [Puts the snake in his view] So we take this snake...
Billy : [Throws down the blueprints, backs up frantically, screaming] Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing?! Get that out of my face!
Tommy : You don't like snakes?
Billy : I hate snakes! You know I hate snakes! Jesus!
[Indicating Balbricker]
Billy : What are you going to do, kill her?
Tommy : [Puts the snake back] No, it's just a rat snake. It's not poisonous.
Billy : [Cringing] Yaah!
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Mickey : Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel?
Pee Wee : How does what feel?
Mickey : Getting laid.
Pee Wee : Same as it always feels.
Mickey : I don't believe it.
Tommy : Never again.
Pee Wee : What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida.
Mickey : Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old "Rosie Palm".
Pee Wee : You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.
Pee Wee : [after the guys laugh] Now that she's had me, what's left?
Mickey : Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
Pee Wee : Well, what did she tell you?
Tommy : Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
Billy : Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.
Pee Wee : Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this.
Wendy : [walks by passively] Hi, boys.
Mickey : [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee] She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee.
Tommy : Yeah, she's rabid.
Pee Wee : She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here.
Tommy : That's what she said about you on the bus.
Pee Wee : Oh man, the girl's my slave.
