Vacation (1983)

Mickey Jones: Mechanic

Quotes 

• Mechanic 2 : Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.

  Clark Griswald : Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. So, what's the bill? Come on, come on, how much?

  Mechanic 1 : How much you got?

  Clark Griswald : No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.

  Mechanic 1 : And I'm asking how much you got!

  Clark Griswald : You're out of your mind. Look, I don't have time to play around, OK? So how much is it?

  Mechanic 1 : [waving a wrench]  All of it, boy!

  Clark Griswald : What does your sheriff think of your business practices?

  [Mechanic 1 laughs and shows Clark his sheriff's badge]