Nate and Hayes (1983)
Grant Tilly: Count Von Rittenberg
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Quotes
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Count Von Rittenberg : [about to duel with Capt. Bully Hayes] Captain Hayes!
Captain Bully Hayes : Admiral!
Count Von Rittenberg : Count!
Captain Bully Hayes : Whatever!
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King of Ponape : Pease man, what bring? Happy me good now.
Ben Pease : [points to von Rittenberg] This be white king.
Count Von Rittenberg : [whispers] Count! I'm a count!
Ben Pease : [whispers] He wouldn't know a count from a bucket of shit, but he does know king.
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Count Von Rittenberg : We intend to sign and honor a treaty.
Ben Pease : King Oatopi of Ponape never signed a treaty with nobody. He's an evil bastard. Practices incest on his own offspring, eats human flesh, sacrifices his enemies. You ever show your pink, little behind around there, he'll have you screwed, tattooed and served up with an apple in your mouth.
Count Von Rittenberg : Mr Pease, I have the whole of the German Empire at my support.
Ben Pease : He'll eat them too.
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Ben Pease : There it is, Ponape.
Count Von Rittenberg : Why is it so cold?
Ben Pease : I wouldn't ask too many questions about Ponape. You wouldn't like the answers.
Count Von Rittenberg : I don't like this place.
Ben Pease : But it'll still make a nice port for your Fatherland. Cold, evil, nasty but cheap.
