Mr. Mom (1983)
Frederick Koehler: Alex Butler
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Quotes
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Jack Butler : You guys keep it down now. Kevin's about to find out his test results.
Alex : Kevin's a skunk!
Jack Butler : Yea, but Kevin gets all the girls.
Alex : He sure got Nicki!
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Jack Butler : [Overloading the washer with bedding] When I was in the army, we had to run a pretty tight ship.
Alex : There were no ships in the army!
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Alex : Wow, what a house!
Jack Butler : Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.
Caroline : Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it.
Jack Butler : Eh... hand me down.
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Jack Butler : Okay, here's the joke of the day. What's green and rides through the west?
Alex , Kenny : The Lone Pickle.
Jack Butler : Okay, they're onto me, hon.
Caroline : We're all onto you, honey.
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Alex : You're not a bum, are you, daddy?
Jack Butler : No, but I'm workin' on it.
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Alex : Mommy.
Caroline : Yes?
Alex : It's a *jungle* out there.
Caroline : Very funny, Jack.
Jack Butler : What? I don't know where he gets this.
