- Lucas Miller: When you sign off at the end of your show, you always say, "This is your program"... well I am taking you up on that, Mr. Kingsley.
- John Kingsley: Ladies and gentleman, the sound you just heard was the sound of Mr. Miller losing his head... all over the walls of my studio. Tune in tomorrow. The topic of tomorrow's show will be..."government spending". Please call in with your views... after all, this is *your* program.
- Terrorist: Please understand something... I *can* kill you, y'know.
- John Kingsley: Well then, you can get in line behind my father-in-law and Mr. Aldini.
- Lucas Miller: You heard the man. There is no more recourse in the law.
- Kidnapper: Law dee dah dee dah.