The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (1983 TV Movie)
Shane Punt: Ollie Herdman
Quotes
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Ralph Herdman : What did she says the play is called?
Leroy Herdman : "Christmas Pageant."
Ollie Herdman : That's no name. That's what it is.
Gladys Herdman : I know a name. I'd call it "Revenge at Bethlehem."
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Claude Herdman : What's an "Inn"?
Elmer : It's like a motel.
Ollie Herdman : Why'd they go there?
Elmer : To pay their taxes.
Ollie Herdman : At a motel?
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Imogene Herdman : Somedy better be Herod!
Grace Bradley : Imogene, we're going to do this play the way it has always been done.
Imogene Herdman : [grabs Charlie by the collar] I know! Let Charlie be Herod. He tells the wise men to kill Jesus, and they say "okay" 'cause he's a king and all.
Ollie Herdman : But then they don't do it. They go back and get Herod...
[gesturing stabbing motions]
Ollie Herdman : "Take that, Herod! Take that!"
Charlie Bradley : I'm not going to be Herod!