Scully's promised a trial with Blackburn Rovers, but it looks unlikely to happen, while his probation officer is trying to pressure him to take up drama. Even worse, he can't stop seeing hallucinations of Kenny Dalglish.
Scully and friends steal some saplings from the park and try to sell them on the estate. However watching out for the police isn't his only worry: Bruce Grobbelaar joins his list of hallucinations, and his probation officer comes to visit.
Scully gets confirmation of his trial for Liverpool, but also learns the full details of his part of the bargain: playing Fairy Godmother in the panto. A date with Marie doesn't improve things, as it seems the entire city knows about it.