The Toy (1982)
Scott Schwartz: Eric Bates
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Quotes
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Jack Brown : Angela! Jesus H. Christ!
Eric Bates : Is that her full name?
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Eric Bates : Hang on, I got the key.
Jack Brown : You got the key? Why didn't you say so?
Eric Bates : You didn't ask me.
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Fräulein : I'm gonna tell your father!
Jack Brown : Does everybody around here say that?
Eric Bates : Yeah.
Jack Brown : Well I'm not gonna say it anymore.
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Eric Bates : What do you do with... your thing?
Jack Brown : Is this a hypothetical question or is there a lady involved?
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Eric Bates : I know what I want.
Morehouse : He wants the Wonder Wheel,
[he and other business men get into a huddle]
Eric Bates : The black man!
Morehouse : He wants one in black, so all we do is...
Eric Bates : The black *man*!
Morehouse : He wants the black man. Huh? Oh no. No. No tomorrow. No next week. No next month. No next year.
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Jack Brown : Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?
Eric Bates : You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.
Jack Brown : So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
Eric Bates : Come see my train!
Jack Brown : You're not listening to me, Eric, you don't order your friends around, you ask them.
Eric Bates : Oh. You wanna come see my train, friend?
Jack Brown : No.
[They hug]
Jack Brown : [Happily] I'm gonna kill you.
Eric Bates : I love you, Jack.
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Jack Brown : Come back here, the game's not over.
Eric Bates : I don't feel like playing anymore.
Jack Brown : Are you upset because I was winning? You hate to lose?
Eric Bates : I just don't wanna play anymore.
Jack Brown : What if I tell your father?
Eric Bates : He won't care.
Jack Brown : Your father doesn't care that his son is a quitter?
Eric Bates : He doesn't care what I am, so long as I stay out of his way.
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Eric Bates : Was I bad?
Jack Brown : Were you bad? What you were gave a new meaning to the word 'bad'!
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Eric Bates : Was I bad?
Jack Brown : Were you bad? What you were gave a whole new meaning to the word bad!