Class Reunion (1982)

Stephen Furst: Hubert Downs

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• Hubert Downs : Walter, if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.

• Hubert Downs : Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique, you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.

• [while hiding in a cupboard] 

  Bunny Packard : Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert.

  Hubert Downs : Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand!

• Hubert Downs : Hey, erm, Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?

  Iris Augen : Oh Hubert! You mean it?

  Hubert Downs : Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids.

  Iris Augen : Yeah, one like you and one like me!

  Hubert Downs : Perfect!

• Hubert Downs : [Walter is threatening to stab Meredith]  Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?