Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knight of the Phoenix: Part 1 (1982)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Long, Michael Knight

Quotes 

• [Michael Knight has just gotten his first view of KITT's interior] 

  Michael Knight : Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.

• Michael Knight : You are about as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea!

  K.I.T.T. : I want custody of me!

• [Devon and Michael are celebrating the successful first mission] 

  Devon Miles : Shall we drink to what is the start of...

  Michael Knight : Of what?

  Devon Miles : One Man's dream

  Michael Knight : And to our future. No matter who it may take us up against or where.

• [Michael insists on going after Tayna, despite a serious gunshot wound] 

  Devon Miles : KITT, can he make it?

  K.I.T.T. : You want the truth, in front of him?

  Michael Knight : If I'm going down, I'm taking them with me!

• Michael Knight : I've spend years of my life fighting criminals of one type or another who always had the upper hand and now this. That's a loner's dream come true. It's been handed to me on a silver platter. The world's most fantastic car. All the money and all the resources of the Knight Foundation. And most of all the best chance I'll ever get to prove that one man really can make a difference.

• [Michael hears K.I.T.T.'s voice for the first time] 

  Michael Knight : Might as well put on some music. All these weird gadgets, you'd think they'd give you a radio.

  K.I.T.T. : What would you like to hear?

• Michael Knight : [feeling K.I.T.T.'s hood under the impression that it's his own Pontiac]  What's this, a new paint job? It feels like baby skin.

• Michael Knight : Oh, and I want you to know something: I kinda got to like you.

  Devon Miles : What?

  Michael Knight : Never mind. What's that mean coming from a primitive anyway?

• Michael Knight : Why do I get the feeling this isn't gonna be the last time I run into trouble in this town?

• Buddy : I wonder what this button...

  Michael Knight : Don't start pushing things, I don't even know what those things do!

• Michael Knight : [on payphone in jail]  What are we going to do?

  Devon Miles : We? That's wonderful, a couple of days ago you practically drove over my foot to be on your own.

• Michael Knight : What are you guys up to, people sneaking in and out of here at all hours of the day and night?

  Devon Miles : Look at who's talking.

• Michael Knight : Maggie!

  Maggie : Get lost! I'm warning you, this bag is full of mace.

  Michael Knight : I stayed in my car so I wouldn't scare you.

  Maggie : Well ain't you the David Niven?

• Carney Miller : I wanna know what that machine of yours is made of.

  Michael Knight : Sit and spin.

• Michael Knight : It's not a Starry Night in Nevada, but it'll hurt just as much.