The Junkman (1982)

Ronald Halicki: Eccentric Pig Farmer

Quotes 

• Eccentric Pig Farmer : Farrah, I'm so proud of you. You put those pretty girls to shame... to shame! From now on, whatever you want it, you got it. You and I are going to the top. Ain't nothing or no one gonna stop us now. The opportunity is to keep the wide doors open!

  [notices one of the assassin planes hurling towards him] 

• Eccentric Pig Farmer : [after the France car enthuasists pile-up]  You Europeans are crazy drivers! You almost hurt my precious Farrah!

• Eccentric Pig Farmer : Farrah, I'm so proud of you. you put those county fair girls to shame. Soon as this traffic starts moving, we're going up to the top.

• [last lines] 

  Eccentric Pig Farmer : Farrah, I don't think we'll be coming back here, anytime soon. These Hollywood people are just too weird.